For crux fans the Damian manip below is familiar, being one of the seminal crux art images in at least two senses of that word. But I always found a central detail a bit off putting; either the gentleman standing on the right is extremely short, or the crucified blonde barbarian is a giantess.
So one afternoon with Photoshop™ and zero training I set out to give the fellow some stature. The risibly botched outcome may
not to be seen below. Somebody took pity on me and tried to clean it up, and really did a fine job given what he had to work with.
We now see a tall, 1st century CE passerby looking on with appalled pity, or a raging erection, or both, for these are not mutually exclusive things.