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Meanwhile, knowing these rowdy ladies are on the loose, Tree hides out in his secret lair (well stocked with coffee, smokes, and whiskey) waiting for their capture. He passes the time shaping timber, some long, some shorter, and sharpening spikes.

One wonders what he could be up to???

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Clouds fill the sky. Wearing the same clothes she wore on the day of her arrival in 1885, she walks around the house thinking. The plan that the girls came up with is falling apart before they had a chance to start it.
She can't shake the feeling that she is being watch!

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"Why the hell are we here???" she says to herself.​
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"Why ?"​
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LittleSiss said:
Clouds fill the sky. Wearing the same clothes she wore on the day of her arrival in 1885, she walks around the house thinking. The plan that the girls came up with is falling apart before they had a chance to start it.
She can't shake the feeling that she is being watch!

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"Why the hell are we here???" she say to herself.

"Why ?"​
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coths 1885.............................? modern:D
 
In the old west you wore what you could find if you didn't want to wear dresses. She looks fine in the boy's sized jeans and and a tank top, both around in 1885...

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LittleSiss said:
Clouds fill the sky. Wearing the same clothes she wore on the day of her arrival in 1885, she walks around the house thinking. The plan that the girls came up with is falling apart before they had a chance to start it.
She can't shake the feeling that she is being watch!

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"Why the hell are we here???" she says to herself.​
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"Why ?"​
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Correction: should read ... Siss walks around ...
 
The Ranger rides into my secret Lair. He comes up to me and says "Tree, I can overlook a lot of things but I passed at least four bear traps hidden along the way here and knowing you they were decoys so there's no tellin' how many are out there."

"What's your point, Ranger Admi?" I asked as I kept planing the wood of one of the beams.

"You need a permit to trap bears."

"They're not bear traps"

"Tree, I know a bear trap when I see one."

"They're not bear traps; they're beaver traps."

"Besides needing a permit to trap beaver, what the hell kind of beaver you looking to catch with traps that big?"

I paused from my work and said "Yupar, Connie, L'ilSiss, and Messaline..."

"Oh..." Admi said. "So, how's the Gallows coming?"

"Change of plans, the reverend wants crosses."

"Interesting"

"That it is Admi. Would you like a drink?'

"Yes please..."
 
thehangingtree said:
Tree doesn't do rope crucifixions... but he will do them with restraints marketed through Nailus Martyrs...

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...But I fear these women are getting into hot water...

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...I guess you escaped this because of that IPCG thing that you had going on....

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Who said it was time for a station break???

Someone call the producer!!!
 
Eulalia said:
Li'lSiss maybe?​
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Not really my taste in beaver... I was thinking of something more like this...
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Have you ever notice that when people cook things like froglegs, squirrel, rabbit, etc..., they always say if you cook it right it tastes like chicken?

I have never heard "if you cook chicken right it tastes like froglegs" nor have I ever heard a guy that likes to fish say "No, I won't eat fish, it tastes like pussy."

Tree is rambling and hopes the last liter holds out...

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battery-farmed chicken tastes of nothing at all - just a mass of chemically pumped-up cardboard​
the best chicken I've ever had was French, needless to say,​
Messa's countrymen do know how to raise good food.​
Frogs' legs are nice, rabbit can be.​
Never tried squirrel, ours are red and strictly protected (against the nasty grey ones from you-know-where),​
so I feed them, I don't feed on them!​
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