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She had bought some time and maybe found an ally but she knew that wasn’t likely!- L'ilSiss

That would be the most bizarre storyline twist ever in this forum...

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She had bought some time and maybe found an ally but she knew that wasn’t likely!- L'ilSiss

That would be the most bizarre storyline twist ever in this forum...

T:eek:

It's a long, long road with many a winding turn ... :rolleyes:
 
another bizarre twist
looking for a escape route she knew that wasn’t likely! thus she rush to the salon

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I rode into town the next morning and went to the saloon/brothel/jail/and house of worship. Admi was having a breakfast of imported beer and a beer from a small brewer from St. Louis.

I pulled out my pouch of 'Wu' tobacco and rolled... a cigarette and put my two bits down for a whiskey.

"Admi, I'm not sure about the reverend's plan. I don't see how the miners will work harder if they have free pussy to go home to."

"Tree, my friend, it will be only a problem for a year or two beforethe wives want things they took for granted back east. Then they would almost work for free rather than go home."

"You are most wise, Admi..."

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Siss entered the farm house only to find Connie standing naked over the wash basin. The morning sun turning her wet skin a glow!

"Where have you been, Siss?" "I've been worried sick about you."

Siss walked over to Connie with tears in her eyes.

"Connie, what are we going to do?" "The whole world is against us and it isn't even our world."
Connie kissed Siss on the cheek and put her hand gently on the small of her back and pulled her close.

Siss could not control herself, she put her arms around Connie and began to cry!

Connie stroked Siss' hair and softly kissed the knapp of her neck.

"Don't worry, Siss! We will find our way ... Everything will be fine, you'll see! We'll all have our dreams in the end. Just like the fairy tales!"

"Now! Come on, lets go lay down and relax. You look tired and tense. I know just the thing to take your mind off of everything!"

For over an hour, Siss and Connie enjoyed each others company. Until, the sound of a approaching horse startled them both!
 
And tree's ancestor leaves the bar and town in the old Wild West way

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Great-grandpappy was good with 'hog-legs' I've been told. Hog-legs are six shot revolvers often made to fire .50 caliber bullets back then (that's 127 mm diameter for you un-American bastards).

He was also a horny bastard that bragged about his 'hog-leg' in his jeans, claiming it was 2.25 caliber... he never even heard of 'metric' but it works out to something like 6.25 cm.

The current Tree finds it is best to be modest about the size of his wheezzer so when he finally drops his jeans the lady usually says "Oh...that's not small!!!"

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No, Ulrika, I am not hijacking the thread... that's right, open wide...
 
Oh, sure have someone show up to save L'ilSiss with a bigger gun and then just disappear...

Tree

...Sure L'ilSiss, I believe you, just like I believed the nuns in grade school when they beat my ass with a wood point while telling me it hurt them more than it did me...
 
I went out to the girls’ homestead to try and talk some sense into them. The only one I found there was L’ilSiss. I tried to explain that Sheriff Admi and Rev. Lynch were serious about getting rid of them to the point they were paying me to build their crosses and to… well you know…

“Where are we supposed to go, Tree? We don’t bother anyone and we’ve ‘pleased’ more than a few of you.”

I couldn’t argue with that. Miss Yupar had even ‘comforted’ the Rev. Lynch on more than one occasion.

“Look around, Tree. It’s beautiful country. You can’t even see smoke from another cabin’s stove or fireplace from here. We could run but will that change anything. Besides, I hear the bastards Lynch and Admi have all the passes watched. They don’t care about ridding their little kingdom of us. They want us dead but not before they can enjoy our suffering.”

“Look, I’ll try to get you and the girls out and…”

“And you’ll end up dead trying. Tree, promise me when the time comes you do it and do it right!”

I didn’t know what to say. Then L’ilSiss asked “Tree why are you wearing a pink shirt?”

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“John Wayne wore pink shirts all the time.”

“Who the hell is ‘John Wayne’?”

“Never mind” I said as ‘The Time Warp’ ran through my head. “Why don’t you wear a bra?”

“What is a bra?”

“It keeps your tits from sagging.”

“YOU THINK MY TITS ARE SAGGY???”

I realized there was nowhere near enough whiskey in my coffee. “No L’ilSiss, I do not think that at all. Siss, do you want to fuck?’

“Damn, Tree, I thought maybe your dick fell off and you’d never ask…”

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