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thehangingtree said:
...Sure L'ilSiss, I believe you, just like I believed the nuns in grade school when they beat my ass with a wood point while telling me it hurt them more than it did me...
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Of course it did - that's why they enjoyed doing it so much! :p​
 
thehangingtree said:
Oh, sure have someone show up to save L'ilSiss with a bigger gun and then just disappear...

Tree

...Sure L'ilSiss, I believe you, just like I believed the nuns in grade school when they beat my ass with a wood point while telling me it hurt them more than it did me...
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I'd like to see that!!!

Blue bunns or bum !!!

That's your cue ... blue!
 
I never thought I would be with a woman like this at my age. She crawled up my chest and nibbled on my ear. She whispered “I don’t know what going to happen, but if you do me on the cross as well as that I can die happy.”

“L’ilSiss, why don’t you just run away?” I asked breathlessly.

“To what, darling???”


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LittleSiss said:
Siss entered the farm house only to find Connie standing naked over the wash basin. The morning sun turning her wet skin a glow!

"Where have you been, Siss?" "I've been worried sick about you."

Siss walked over to Connie with tears in her eyes.

"Connie, what are we going to do?" "The whole world is against us and it isn't even our world."
Connie kissed Siss on the cheek and put her hand gently on the small of her back and pulled her close.

Siss could not control herself, she put her arms around Connie and began to cry!

Connie stroked Siss' hair and softly kissed the knapp of her neck.

"Don't worry, Siss! We will find our way ... Everything will be fine, you'll see! We'll all have our dreams in the end. Just like the fairy tales!"

"Now! Come on, lets go lay down and relax. You look tired and tense. I know just the thing to take your mind off of everything!"

For over an hour, Siss and Connie enjoyed each others company. Until, the sound of a approaching horse startled them both!
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Yupar has brought Messa back home. Connie and Siss scramble to meet them.

"Where have you two been all of this time and what were you doing?" Connie asks.

Messa quickly responds, "What have you two been doing?"

"We were checking each other for ticks", Connie says without hesitation.

Siss jumped in saying, "Ok! That's enough of the Western movie comedy relief crap!"

"Messa, you better be able to shoot more than bottles and lizards !"

"And ... Hey ! Do we have any of that spam left?"

Messa quickly said, "what did you say?"

"Ok! I meant ham ... So I like to eat!" , Siss starts.

"Shut up, and lets get our shit together!"

"Ok , it's time to do a little Pick and Roll!"

"Messa? You've played a little B' ball. You know what I mean !"

"It's time to take a page from Hustle or Leverage."

"Yupar, you stay in the house and take all your clothes off."

"There is a good chance that Tree will be coming here."

" I'll get him in the mood and then you walk out and distract him."

"Messa? Hide in the barn and keep those puppies ready!"
 
and what was this....................Sinners in Utah They swimm in a ocean full with sinns:D
here are Messa and that aziiatic whore playing for our innocent chileren

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We even brought the ocean to Utah!- L'S

That's not the ocean... The gulls are attracted to the large lake by the abundance of food made available by the evil Rev. Lynch as he dumps his garbage from his bar and brothel in a secluded cove. Bet you never thought of that when you saw an advertisement for a "B & B"

tree

....Of course you would, Ulrika, you're always looking for extra work...
 
On the way to the girls ranch, Tree stopped at the general store. And couldn't resist jumping in with the others sitting and playing songs.
Tree played one he had been working on since the girls arrived.

 
...Tree is becoming concerned that the girls are almost asking for the cross. He decides to ride over to their 'spread' and find out what the hell is going on...:eek:

Tree
 
admihoek said:
need help tree? I\ll do it with love:rolleyes::D
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Thanks Admi, but Tree was anticipating trouble so he worked out lifting...jurist prelude.jpg weights... before heading out to the Girls' 'spread'...

When I got there L'ilSiss was lounging on a couch on the porch...
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I asked where the others were. She purred "Hello to you, too. Yupar's inside, Connie and Messa are, ummm, busy. What do you need them for? Aren't I good enough for you?"

She looked like a goddess. "I just don't want to get ambushed."

"Tree, you have nothing to fear. I'm unarmed but you can frisk me if you like" L'ilSiss replied. "Tree have you been working out? You look buff."
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