The Chronicle Of Sir Rupert And The Lost Cross

[Barbaria1]

"They fell out after a misunderstanding over a lovely girl called ‘Barbaria’. Repertor thought Kibonreju was a good guy, and he allowed him, as he thought, to rescue Barbaria, who had been crucified by an evil emperor named Arborius. Instead of rescuing her, Kibonreju abducted her, still on her cross, and took her to a secret underground location, where she remains to this day, a mere plaything for Kibonreju.”

This was helpful ... clears up a lot of questions ... got it

 

[Wragg]

Oh come now, Eul doesn't shout - just gives a severe look
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But we love you when you get all assertive, Eul!

 

[Jollyrei]

Repertor saw her, and leaped to his feet. “Eulalia, what are you…..

“NEVER MIND THAT, YOU IDLE WASTREL!!! WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU GETTING MY SISTER CRUCIFIED!!!!?????”

Oh dear. Bit of a cockup.

Oh come now, Eul doesn't shout - just gives a severe look
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Wouldn't blame you for shouting. The castle walls (and windows) are quite strong.

 

[Wragg]

Oh dear. Bit of a cockup.


Wouldn't blame you for shouting. The castle walls (and windows) are quite strong.

Isn't it awful, Jollyrei?

Roland and Barb are yelling at me, Eul's yelling at Repertor.

What should a good host do on these occasions?

 

[messaline]

Well Messaline sees well that nobody wants to save her ...
Some are drinking a nice cup of tea, some others are contemplating the lover'woman , extracted out of the Kibonreju'claws ...
The woman despatched by Merlin was coming out ; fortunatelly, learning that her sister malins was also crucified, I think that she'll come ...
But, not for me .......
Perhaps, at the occasion, I could escape, but, I've no illusion ........

Some crucifixion'centuries are waiting for Messaline, alas ...

After all, I dont care ...I did my duty ..... ​

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[Wragg]

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Well Messaline sees well that nobody wants to save her ...
Some are drinking a nice cup of tea, some others are contemplating the lover'woman , extracted out of the Kibonreju'claws ...
The woman despatched by Merlin was coming out ; fortunatelly, learning that her sister malins was also crucified, I think that she'll come ...
But, not for me .......
Perhaps, at the occasion, I could escape, but, I've no illusion ........

Some crucifixion'centuries are waiting for Messaline, alas ...

After all, I dont care ...I did my duty ..... ​

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Oh, poor Messa!

What's that, Barb? The first hundred years are the worst?

Oh, yes, I'm sure that will cheer her up no end.

 

[RacingRodent]

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Well Messaline sees well that nobody wants to save her ...

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I am a no one now?

I might remind you I have been strongly urging rescue in the most forthright manner and should needs be I shall endeavour alone

 

[Wragg]

I am a no one now?

I might remind you I have been strongly urging rescue in the most forthright manner and should needs be I shall endeavour alone

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And Wragg's ears are still ringing to prove it!

 

[messaline]

...and should needs be I shall endeavour alone

Mmmmmm ! Is't true, my squirrel ?

...and with your equipment ?


... and you'll save your Princess ?

 

[Eulalia]

Some crucifixion'centuries are waiting for Messaline, alas ...

oh, Messaline's unhappy with her fate - but why?
We know she adores being crucified -
perhaps she's homesick? Maybe some landscaping to Kibonreju's hideout
would make her feel more content on her cross?

 

[messaline]

Of course ! I like different views !!! ...and particullary, Anjou'views ....

 

[Jollyrei]

Oh, poor Messa!

What's that, Barb? The first hundred years are the worst?

Oh, yes, I'm sure that will cheer her up no end.

Ah, but the second hundred weren't that good, and after that there's a bit of a decline.
Hmm. Good host, is it?
Let's see. I suppose Eul might be appeased by a nice cup of decent tea, while I tour you lot through the finer points of my well endowed torture chamber (I do have to keep Thessela entertained ) , if you take my meaning. Didn't really need you to mope about, but a very unhappy mage woman in my castle suggests that I should perhaps give you a bit of motivation to get on back to the rescue part (while you still have bits left to go rescuing with).

I know it's probably certain death and futility, but what's life really for anyway? (If you're you, I mean. For me, it's comfy castles, a pretty adventurous wife, and a seriously interesting dungeon with rather a lot of trained men at arms.)

No pressure, of course. Let me know when you're done getting yelled at by Eulalia.

What do you take in your tea, Lady Eulalia? Oh. No, I quite understand if you're not done glarin' at these fellas quite yet.

 

[Wragg]

Ah, but the second hundred weren't that good, and after that there's a bit of a decline.
Hmm. Good host, is it?
Let's see. I suppose Eul might be appeased by a nice cup of decent tea, while I tour you lot through the finer points of my well endowed torture chamber (I do have to keep Thessela entertained ) , if you take my meaning. Did really need you to mope about, but a very unhappy mage woman in my castle suggests that I should perhaps give you a bit of motivation to get on back to the rescue part (while you still have bits left to go rescuing with).

I know it's probably certain death and futility, but what's life really for anyway? (If you're you, I mean. For me, it's comfy castles, a pretty adventurous wife, and a seriously interesting dungeon with rather a lot of trained men at arms.)

No pressure, of course. Let me know when you're done getting yelled at by Eulalia.

What do you take in your tea, Lady Eulalia? Oh. No, I quite understand if you're not done glarin' at these fellas quite yet.

(There he goes again.... If he'd spend more time writing and less time laughing we might get this sorry saga concluded!)

 

[RacingRodent]

Mmmmmm ! Is't true, my squirrel ?

...and with your equipment ?
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... and you'll save your Princess ?
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Well mostly it has been left to wizards and witches...mechanical stuff tends to put them off their stride but should they all drop then

Then the gloves come off...well more the tarpaulins come off and the gloves get covered in grease but you know what I mean

 

[Eulalia]

What do you take in your tea, Lady Eulalia? Oh. No, I quite understand if you're not done glarin' at these fellas quite yet.

Eul's special grind, please - no, I don't mean made into coffee, just give me a cupful of beans,
I can digest them while I glare ominously...

 

[Jollyrei]

Eul's special grind, please - no, I don't mean made into coffee, just give me a cupful of beans,
I can digest them while I glare ominously...

Only, if you're going to do any fire and lightening bolt stuff, Thess just got this room the way she likes it, and it would be a shame...

 

[phlebas]

Mmmmmm ! Is't true, my squirrel ?

...and with your equipment ?
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... and you'll save your Princess ?
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RR has been itching to use his equipment in this story.

Steampunk squirrel? I've concluded that if there is one thing more common on the internet than naked women, it is squirrels!

 

[Repertor]

Meanwhile, while everybody is quarreling:

I've got some screaming to do!

 

[Thessela]

while I tour you lot through the finer points of my well endowed torture chamber (I do have to keep Thessela entertained )

Tell me more about this "chamber", my Jolly.

 

[RacingRodent]

RR has been itching to use his equipment in this story.

Well just so long as my equipment isn't itchy...now that would make people nervous