i heard alraedy some from my good friend Polly that it was just like the good old time from the garden parties
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Eul graciously volunteered to help with decorations at the coffee shop's annual Halloween party...
tree
tree
here's a Hallowe'en song, for our Devon-dwelling squirrel,
and all the rest who haunt our dark dungeons!
Pacificombe Fair
Melissa, Melissa, lend me your slave-bard,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
For the thought of her crucified's making me hard!
With Phlebas, Ascanio,
ImageMaker, Sympazero,
Racing Rodent, Martinet,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all!
But where will I get me a new grinding-slave?
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
On past form Eulalia will rise from her grave.
With Phlebas &c...
So Melissa's young grind-slave was soon crucified,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
And she hollered and danced on the cross till she died,
With Phlebas &c...
But that's not the end of our terrible tale,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
Eul's back at the mill, though she looks rather pale,
With Phlebas &c...
As they sip Special Grind in the Missouri night,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
Weird groans from the cellar give strangers a fright,
With Phlebas &c...
But the regulars know what this eerie sound means
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
'Tis the ghost of Eulalia excreting her beans,
With Phlebas, Ascanio,
ImageMaker, Sympazero,
Racing Rodent, Martinet,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all!
and all the rest who haunt our dark dungeons!
Pacificombe Fair
Melissa, Melissa, lend me your slave-bard,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
For the thought of her crucified's making me hard!
With Phlebas, Ascanio,
ImageMaker, Sympazero,
Racing Rodent, Martinet,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all!
But where will I get me a new grinding-slave?
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
On past form Eulalia will rise from her grave.
With Phlebas &c...
So Melissa's young grind-slave was soon crucified,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
And she hollered and danced on the cross till she died,
With Phlebas &c...
But that's not the end of our terrible tale,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
Eul's back at the mill, though she looks rather pale,
With Phlebas &c...
As they sip Special Grind in the Missouri night,
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
Weird groans from the cellar give strangers a fright,
With Phlebas &c...
But the regulars know what this eerie sound means
(Nail her high, crucify her Hanging Tree!)
'Tis the ghost of Eulalia excreting her beans,
With Phlebas, Ascanio,
ImageMaker, Sympazero,
Racing Rodent, Martinet,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all,
Old Grandpapa Admi and all!
My apologies to guys who don't get a mention,
I selected from the usual suspects the names that fit the (quite tricky) rhythm best.
And in case anyone doesn't know the song,
I think Alan Rosevear's is the best 'straight' singing of the whole ballad
(though his accent isn't as west country as his surname)
I selected from the usual suspects the names that fit the (quite tricky) rhythm best.
And in case anyone doesn't know the song,
I think Alan Rosevear's is the best 'straight' singing of the whole ballad
(though his accent isn't as west country as his surname)
As for ghosts in the Coffee Shop, ask Tree! 
T
The Fallen Angel
Guest
While you are all playing (except Eul who is down in the grinding pit) Tree has been busy planting next year's crop of slaves so we have someone to use in future. No one appreciates the farmer...
tree
tree
Yupar
Regina Iudaeorum
Old grandpa.....but still strong..isnt it?
NFL Wild Card game is on. Mel and Jul Tie Eul to a table and 'accept donations' of $100 US for any one who wants to fuck her. 50% will go to the charities "Slave Training Done Right" and the "No Kill Slave Shelter"...
t
...yeah I was there in back. Why anyone would do a 'no kill' slave shelter is beyond me...
t
...yeah I was there in back. Why anyone would do a 'no kill' slave shelter is beyond me...
I think I will walk down the street to the next bar!
and pass up the coffee shop???
...what has this world come to...
oh the humanity....
t
...what has this world come to...
oh the humanity....
t
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Me too!
pussies...
t
...ow, quit hitting me, Ulrika!!!
t
...ow, quit hitting me, Ulrika!!!
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Tree!
At some point, we are really going to have to talk!!!!
I lost you, on the summer wind.
Yupar
Regina Iudaeorum
b careful when u talk to hime.
I hv to make security chk to him for u when that time.
"No nails nor hammer please Sir "
LittleSiss
Sorceress
I so get that!!!
b careful when u talk to hime.
I hv to make security chk to him for u when that time.
"No nails nor hammer please Sir "
I wonder, if anyone else will or does?
and we are glad to see you in our bar
thought he was gone with the wind
he is on hollidays
b careful when u talk to hime.
I hv to make security chk to him for u when that time.
"No nails nor hammer please Sir "
I got his hammer
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never mind Tree, this girl's as loyal as collie-bitch 
(just disappointed you're not in the queue -
even blindfold I can tell you're supping Seagrams
at the far end of the bar!
)
(just disappointed you're not in the queue -
even blindfold I can tell you're supping Seagrams
at the far end of the bar!
)
...you'll have your chance again...
T
'You poor girl, I will comfort you before you are subjected to that drunken scoundrel Tree' Ulrika tells her...
T
'You poor girl, I will comfort you before you are subjected to that drunken scoundrel Tree' Ulrika tells her...
Tree would like you to know he has suspended (no pun) all crucifixions due to weather. That is not a sheet over the window but a snow drift over his office window where his perverse mind propels his two fingers to type...
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