...have I seen her before???
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LittleSiss
Sorceress
Tree!
She is or was truly lovely !
It a shame that she lost herself in the fury!
also I was luckey because this time was it nice weather in the northern part of Scotlandthat's pretty much the idea Admi,
except I have to change into my slave-kit on some blasted heath,
usually in a howling gale and driving sleet
I'm sure
the coffee-shop is more snuggery now
Tree took a break from writing and went to the coffee shop where he found a new batch of waitresses in training. They were going to need a lot of work if they ever hoped to grind coffee and have their name on it...
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Tree walked into the coffee shop and sat down. He ordered a Eulalia Premium Grind coffee served with half and half. Admi looked at him in utter shock! "Tree, you want cream in your coffee?!?!?!"
"No I want half coffee and half Seagram's 7."
"You're out of luck Tree" Mel said.
"WHAT? You're out of Seagram's?"
"No we are out of Eulalia's Premium Grind. Ever since we've been accused of treating slaves worse than animals PETS has been on our..."
Tree pulled out his flask and drained it. "Whoa, whoa, whoa... what the hell is 'PETS'?"
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Slaves- I have to give all slaves two one week periods of rest every five years."
Tree was flabbergasted! "If that don't just beat all... You mean to tell me Eul is resting comfortably for a week?"
"I know... but for a week she gets R & R... Put it away Rodent- I said R and R not RR! Yes, she's resting quite comfortably..."
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"No I want half coffee and half Seagram's 7."
"You're out of luck Tree" Mel said.
"WHAT? You're out of Seagram's?"
"No we are out of Eulalia's Premium Grind. Ever since we've been accused of treating slaves worse than animals PETS has been on our..."
Tree pulled out his flask and drained it. "Whoa, whoa, whoa... what the hell is 'PETS'?"
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Slaves- I have to give all slaves two one week periods of rest every five years."
Tree was flabbergasted! "If that don't just beat all... You mean to tell me Eul is resting comfortably for a week?"
"I know... but for a week she gets R & R... Put it away Rodent- I said R and R not RR! Yes, she's resting quite comfortably..."
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RacingRodent
Consul
The Rodent stopped leaning over to offer the last of the last pot of Eulalia's Premium Grind and poured it into his own cup... well Admi had said to "Put it away Rodent..." and RR knew there was a time to be literal minded.
Tree was referring to RR's purple-headed warrior, not the last cup of coffee...
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...what, Ulrika? No, that is not a mushroom he's holding. It's an unusually large rodent... Oh hell, RR, show Ulrika!!!
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...what, Ulrika? No, that is not a mushroom he's holding. It's an unusually large rodent... Oh hell, RR, show Ulrika!!!
RacingRodent
Consul
I really should not be laughing at that...I am pretty certain it is a mushroom but hey 
...Do not try to convince us you have never stroked your... umm... don't go there...
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EUL's undermining Coffee-Shop sovereignty 
(European Union Law
) -UKIP's the only answer
(no Ulrika, it doesn't mean you kip)
Tree gives up... what is 'UKIP'?
RacingRodent
Consul
ask Ulrika
UK Independence Party
UKIP Scotland
Ukip in Scotland was led by Lord Christopher Monckton and chaired by Mike Scott-Hayward until late 2013, when the Scottish administration was dissolved and the Scottish section of the party "wiped out"[70] following what has been described in the press as a "civil war"[71] between the Scottish leadership and challengers favoured by Farage.
Ukip has no elected representatives in Scotland, and commentators have observed that "Ukip in Scotland has failed to replicate the party's success south of the Border".[71] Ukip candidates came fifth and lost their deposits in the Aberdeen Donside by-election, 2013 and Dunfermline by-election, 2013.
Ukip's unpopularity in Scotland has been reflected by various public demonstrations. When Nigel Farage visited Scotland during a by-election campaign in May 2013, protesters from the Radical Independence Campaign interrupted his press conference in the Canon's Gait pub on Edinburgh's Royal Mile and forced him to be taken away in an armoured police van.[72][73][74] Protesters have similarly protested Farage's appearance on a Question Time episode hosted in Scotland.[75]
Scotland is currently the only region for which Ukip has not announced its full list of candidates for the European Parliament election in 2014, owing to part of the aforementioned "dispute within Ukip Scotland", whereby seven of the nine shortlisted candidates resigned their candidacy immediately before members were balloted to pick the final six, in protest of an unfair balloting process.[71]
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