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RacingRodent
Consul
if she is wearing her nude nothing
But of course they would, Eul...
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Marcie4you
Banned
My favorite BDSM vid, hope you all can get it? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhKZ4e58ptrQXQuQ6r
A Trojan is only good for one thing!!!!
LittleSiss
Sorceress
LOL!!!!!!!
Marcie4you
Banned
ONCE, when I was a kid, a friend of mine and I decided to find out how big one could get. We "criscoed" my tub, slowly started filling the condom, it got bigger.....and BIGGER....finally it practically filled the entire tub.
Then it broke!
That was NOT my last beating as a child!
AERONAUTICAL QUIZ
A helicopter's blade (in cross-section) is shaped like an airplane's wing,
and both catch air giving lift. Now answer this question...
This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a modicum of knowledge, about aircraft! However, the answer may surprise you...
The Question:
"What is the primary advantage of rotary winged aircraft,
an over fixed-winged aircraft?"
Yup! I got it wrong, too!
Resetting The Password
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses
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pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose
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1FUCKINGprettyrose
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1FuckingPrettyRose
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1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, that password is already in use."
I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my good friend, the old oak Tree, "That'll be us in ten years
He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."
A helicopter's blade (in cross-section) is shaped like an airplane's wing,
and both catch air giving lift. Now answer this question...
This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a modicum of knowledge, about aircraft! However, the answer may surprise you...
The Question:
"What is the primary advantage of rotary winged aircraft,
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1FUCKINGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1FuckingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, that password is already in use."
I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my good friend, the old oak Tree, "That'll be us in ten years
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Marcie4you
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Blast from the past!
jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
For you entertainment, a true news story.
http://www.oregonherald.com/oregon/local.cfm?id=1534
PORTLAND, Oregon - A half hour past noon on Valentines Day, Portland Police responded to the New Seasons Market on North Interstate Avenue after the report of a vehicle seen leaving the parking lot with a naked female tied up in the back with duct tape over her mouth.
Officers flooded the area to look for the car, described as a blue Subaru Legacy. Washington law enforcement was also alerted to the vehicle description in case the car got onto I-5 North.
A witness told officers that the driver of the car was a white male in his 20s, with a goatee and sunglasses and that the female "seemed hazy." The witness told police that the male stated they "were just having some fun."
The witness provided the license plate to police and officers checked the registered owner's address, which is in the 4300 block of Northeast 11th Avenue. Not finding the vehicle there but learning that the registered owner does live there and does drive a blue Subaru Legacy, officers continued to check the area, concerned for the welfare of the bound and naked female.
At 12:56 p.m., the vehicle was spotted by an officer returning to the registered owner's address. An officer made contact with a male walking away from the car and noticed a bound and naked female in the back of the car.
The male, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar, told officers that he and his girlfriend, 26-year-old Stephanie Morgan Pelzner, were doing some Valentine's Day role playing. Officers confirmed the information with Pelzner and that she was voluntarily bound and nude in the back of the Subaru.
At least nine Portland Police cars were tied up for approximately 20 minutes searching for the vehicle related to this call.
Both Harbar and Pelzner were arrested for Disorderly Conduct in the Second Degree and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
Love this song, especially when sung by the Clancy Brothers.
http://www.oregonherald.com/oregon/local.cfm?id=1534
PORTLAND, Oregon - A half hour past noon on Valentines Day, Portland Police responded to the New Seasons Market on North Interstate Avenue after the report of a vehicle seen leaving the parking lot with a naked female tied up in the back with duct tape over her mouth.
Officers flooded the area to look for the car, described as a blue Subaru Legacy. Washington law enforcement was also alerted to the vehicle description in case the car got onto I-5 North.
A witness told officers that the driver of the car was a white male in his 20s, with a goatee and sunglasses and that the female "seemed hazy." The witness told police that the male stated they "were just having some fun."
The witness provided the license plate to police and officers checked the registered owner's address, which is in the 4300 block of Northeast 11th Avenue. Not finding the vehicle there but learning that the registered owner does live there and does drive a blue Subaru Legacy, officers continued to check the area, concerned for the welfare of the bound and naked female.
At 12:56 p.m., the vehicle was spotted by an officer returning to the registered owner's address. An officer made contact with a male walking away from the car and noticed a bound and naked female in the back of the car.
The male, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar, told officers that he and his girlfriend, 26-year-old Stephanie Morgan Pelzner, were doing some Valentine's Day role playing. Officers confirmed the information with Pelzner and that she was voluntarily bound and nude in the back of the Subaru.
At least nine Portland Police cars were tied up for approximately 20 minutes searching for the vehicle related to this call.
Both Harbar and Pelzner were arrested for Disorderly Conduct in the Second Degree and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
Love this song, especially when sung by the Clancy Brothers.
any more roll playing in the jail???
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