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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I also have a self-chosen title, otherwise I would already be Consul.
Naraku
Draconarius
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence."
No, they're Catholic. They just increase your suffering so you don't notice the purgatory of baggage control afterward.Vatican Airlines!
We take you to heaven... and back!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The only difference between flying and purgatory is, that, before entering purgatory, all passengers have to mandatory strip naked at the security control.No, they're Catholic. They just increase your suffering so you don't notice the purgatory of baggage control afterward.
The exception to that is THT Airlines.The only difference between flying and purgatory is, that, before entering purgatory, all passengers have to mandatory strip naked at the security control.
Frank Petrexa
Tribune
I assume the round trip is cheaper.Vatican Airlines!
We take you to heaven... and back!
Mark Twain always said he wouldn't want to live there. Man's mind in a year would "rot and stink, and thus become 'holy'". But he might be open to visiting people hew knew.
If the plane crashes due to shoddy maintenance (they do have a record of siphoning off money) and you die, where do you end up? Do they charge extra?
Of course, if the plane should crash, there is always a risk that you will land one floor too low on impact. But it should at least be nice and warm there and the nice former angel Lucifer will greet you in a friendly way.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Airplanes from Vatican Airlines never crash! They are delivered with in-built miracles!
Mikerytel
Senator
You're sleeping in the barn if you want to bathe like a pig.
captivecuties
Senator
Throw that pig in the sty with the others but beware, those things eat anything under the hoof!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
There seems to be a hurricane underway to North Korea. Well, let's hope for the people there, that there will not be too much harm.
But the government has clearly issued priorities : first of all, statues and portraits of their great leader should be brought to safety!
But the government has clearly issued priorities : first of all, statues and portraits of their great leader should be brought to safety!
Naraku
Draconarius
This could have a serious impact on their infrastructure...There seems to be a hurricane underway to North Korea. Well, let's hope for the people there, that there will not be too much harm.
But the government has clearly issued priorities : first of all, statues and portraits of their great leader should be brought to safety!
....if they had any.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
They have a large stadium for mass spectacles to celebrate their Great Leader!This could have a serious impact on their infrastructure...
....if they had any.
Also, they must have many foundries making statues of the greatest leader of all time. Of course, they also have to be secured.They have a large stadium for mass spectacles to celebrate their Great Leader!
Naraku
Draconarius
And a huge hotel that's been under construction for almost 40 years.They have a large stadium for mass spectacles to celebrate their Great Leader!