RacingRodent
Consul
Actually if you can sneak off to a quiet spot I know a certain rodent who can lower the bottle down to to you from the rafters
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The Competition
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Actually if you can sneak off to a quiet spot I know a certain rodent who can lower the bottle down to to you from the rafters
He may need a slimmer pouch to hide his Seagram's...
first time I read this, I thought y0u wrote "paunch".... maybe I need glasses
The Cardinal has been pondering on the rules, too!
Though he had to revise some of them......
- The competition is open to all ages, subject to the rules below.
- No competitor may possess ‘Y’ chromosomes.
- All competitors must look
shit hotvery nice naked.
- All competitors must possess a coefficient of tumescence greater than 1.0 (that is, the erect height of the nipple must equal or exceed the diameter of the areola)
- All competitors will be subject to a close physical examination
for the sexual gratification of the judgesto assess their suitability for the competition.
- Any complaints about the conduct of the competition may be referred to the cardinal.
- All competitors must be able to carry the cross for a distance of at least 750 yards…..
- ….while being flogged.
- Competitors must survive at least two days on the cross, though, if they don’t, who cares?
- The decision of the judges is final. Very final.
All competitors must possess a coefficient of tumescence greater than 1.0 (that is, the erect height of the nipple must equal or exceed the diameter of the areola)
Now, this one seems to be getting a little personal ...
We were right in suspecting that this competition was already prepared for English people !
"La perfide Albion" has yet concocted a dissembled rule to eject the other Abbeys !
If I well understand, the X cross will be a must for the final victory !
But we'll fight ! They will see how a French novice could be proud nailed to her cross !!!
Perhaps she will lose but she will be fighting till the end !
Vive Mount St Michel Abbey !
"La perfide Albion" has yet concocted a dissembled rule to eject the other Abbeys !
But we'll fight ! They will see how a French novice could be proud nailed to her cross !!!
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" ....
oops, he wasn't French, was he? ... back to my book of famous quotes.
RacingRodent
Consul
"La perfide Albion" has yet concocted a dissembled rule to eject the other Abbeys !
But we'll fight ! They will see how a French novice could be proud nailed to her cross !!!
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" ....
oops, he wasn't French, was he? ... back to my book of famous quotes.
BBC Archive De Gaulle's Speech of 18 June 1940
"Honour, common sense, and the interests of the country require that all free Frenchwomen, wherever they be, should continue in the
Vive la France!
mongo
Governor
Would like to borrow The Wit and Wisdom of Charles The Gaul ?"La perfide Albion" has yet concocted a dissembled rule to eject the other Abbeys !
But we'll fight ! They will see how a French novice could be proud nailed to her cross !!!
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" ....
oops, he wasn't French, was he? ... back to my book of famous quotes.
BBC Archive De Gaulle's Speech of 18 June 1940
"Honour, common sense, and the interests of the country require that all free Frenchwomen, wherever they be, should continue in thefightcompetition as best they may."
Vive la France!
"...as long as there are 10,000 Sherman tanks, a half million Brits and Americans behind me, with the RAF and the USAAF over head we shall free all of France!!!" -C. De Gualle
...and you thought Dick Nixon was the only one who altered tapes...
Tree
mongo
Governor
10,000 Shermies and a half million Americans was just the advance party
50 divisions coming 
Naraku
Draconarius
Fifth row, second from right might be able to have a go at it...
They already carted off the geezers that died in the second row...
Tree
mongo
Governor
What's tE="Naraku, post: 213403, member: 3377"]"Cardinal" knowledge?
Aren't most of those guys too old for this sort of thing?
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Whats the Latin for VIAGRA???
Aren't most of those guys too old for this sort of thing?
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Whats the Latin for VIAGRA???
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'Argaiv'??? what do I win????
Naraku
Draconarius
I think the one with shades ... second from the right, third row ... is scary ... mafia maybe?
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Never underestimate us old guys.
RacingRodent
Consul
I think that is His Eminence Wragg the Humongous...
We were right in suspecting that this competition was already prepared for English people !
"La perfide Albion" has yet concocted a dissembled rule to eject the other Abbeys !
If I well understand, the X cross will be a must for the final victory !
But we'll fight ! They will see how a French novice could be proud nailed to her cross !!!
Perhaps she will lose but she will be fighting till the end !
Vive la vieille Alliance! 
M
montycrusto
Guest
Now then now then. What's all this. Do I detect the sulphurous whiff of nationalism...?
Spare a thought for those poor confused souls who, through no fault of their own, happen to have been born half English and half Scots...
Spare a thought for those poor confused souls who, through no fault of their own, happen to have been born half English and half Scots...
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