The Competition

[messaline]

Hum, during my training, I always was wondering how I could present myself in front of the Cardinal ....
Believe me, we hadn't prepared anything !!!!
Just before to enter , I was yet shivering by restlessness ; but, as soon as I enter, Pfout !, gone !!!

I know, it's perhaps inbred for me ........ but wait: nothing is acquired !!!!!

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...passed in front of me I edged out my foot, tripping her and causing her to stumble into the monk in front of her.

It's paltry, Barb, paltry !!!!

 

[admihoek]

t's paltry, Barb, paltry !!!!

just like second life

 

[montycrusto]

Suddenly, with ravishing stride,
Messaline enters, charged with pride.
The Cardinal, by her radiance blinded
Is now no longer open-minded.
What hope for Barb, when such a wench
Is sent to represent the French?
A wench so wanton, bold and skittish,
Surely she'll eclipse the British?

 

[Thessela]

That French girl will be hard to beat!
I wonder what the other competitors will be like ?

 

[thehangingtree]

A strange looking man watched from the side. At the end of the Messaline's performance presentation he walked out of the church and lit a hand rolled cigar made with a strange oriental herb. A nun approaches him and said "I am Sister Ulrika. May I help you?"

"Not unless you are into sex" he replied.


"You dress strangely, sir. May I ask what you are doing here?"

"...just checking on Barb. I knew she should have kept her shoulders back and thrust her tits out."

"Sir, you are on church grounds!"

"So are the chicks showing off their bodies..."

T

 

[Wragg]

If we're not careful there'll be no competition!

Messaline damn near gave His Eminence a heart attack!

She damn near gave me a heart attack!

Can St Cruxton's make a comeback after this?

 

[Barbaria1]

Can St Cruxton's make a comeback after this?

We are reviewing the situation

 

[RacingRodent]

We are reviewing the situation

I suggest less time on the sit-uation




and more attention to the titillation



Though I mean the all around effect

(could not resist the pun )

 

[Barbaria1]

I suggest less time on the sit-uation

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and more attention to the titillation

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Though I mean the all around effect

(could not resist the pun )

Very cute RR

 

[Celticvirgin]

This is wonderful. Simply fantastic!

 

[messaline]

just like second life

Hé ! Hé ! I can select my arms .... the "French" appeal ...

 

[Thessela]

The real test will be the cross.
Will Messa move so well when she is nailed?
(Probably!)
Barb you must lift your.......game

 

[LittleSiss]

Thess ... if I may be so bold?

Don't worry!

Things shall unfold.

 

[thehangingtree]

The real test will be the cross.
Will Messa move so well when she is nailed?
(Probably!)
Barb you must lift your.......game

Thess ... if I may be so bold?

Don't worry!

Things shall unfold.

Thessela, now you can worry!!!

T

 

[LittleSiss]

Thessela, now you can worry!!!

T

In this world of mobiles ... can there still be something like a Party line?

How is this happening?

Is this 1878?

 

[thehangingtree]

In this world of mobiles ... can there still be something like a Party line?

How is this happening?

Is this 1878?

Unfortunately the 'party line' has joined the goony bird. But Tree still has a functional rotary dial phone...

Tree

come on baby spin my dial...

 

[LittleSiss]

Unfortunately the 'party line' has joined the goony bird. But Tree still has a functional rotary dial phone...

Tree

come on baby spin my dial...

Oh! Really?

I have one that actually does the shicka shicka thing!

So there!!!

 

[thehangingtree]

Oh! Really?

I have one that actually does the shicka shicka thing!

So there!!!


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Curses... foiled again!!!

Goodnight all

Tree

 

[Barbaria1]

After a short pause for all these commercial breaks, our story will resume tomorrow.

Night all!

 

[mongo]

Solo iperialTimperialists !!to, post: 213459, member: 18737"]Now then now then. What's all this. Do I detect the sulphurous whiff of nationalism...?
Spare a thought for those poor confused souls who, through no fault of their own, happen to have been born half English and half Scots... [/QUOTE]
Dolo imperialisma !!!!