The Official CruxForums Lexicon

[Barbaria1]

The Official CruxForums Lexicon


Here’s a start. In eternal progress. Members are invited to contribute new entries. Newbies may wish to consult.



Arkansas …. You don’t want to know what goes on there, feared destination for blue state mail order brides, and watch out for the traffic cops (they hang speeders)

Cruxton Abbey … CFs rip off of a popular tv show, and home of Lord Wragg and Lady Wragg. Noted for its extensive collection of four-posters, well-stocked wine cellars, lavish soirées, and well equipped basement dungeon used for “correcting” careless or rebellious young female staff.

Demerits … CF 0fficial penalty for wiseass remarks

Great CruxForums Summer of 2013 Site Crash … contrary to popular opinion Barbaria1 did not cause it.

Joan Tree … bad news character, you don’t want to know her, and watch out for her patented “horny potion’.

Linkies … (I’ll let @Eulalia define that one)

Loathometer… device invented by Wragg to express extreme loathing for bad actors in CF stories.

NailusMartyrs … official CF online/mail order purveyor of dungeon equipment, premium French wood crucifixion cross construction materials, blue state brides, designer loin cloths, etc,

Riesling … wine most likely to disappear mysteriously from the Cruxton Abbey wine cellar. Also Barbaria’s preferred drink (limit 2 glasses)

Righteous … what Apostate calls a nice female ass

Tight little … Barbaria’s ass

Treehouse … Missouri residence of T.H. Tree, there’s a coffee house nearby, also the infamous Hill of 100 Crosses where lie the bones of many a defeated CruxForums slave rebellions.

 

[Wragg]

(limit 2 glasses)

I thought this was supposed to be factual?

 

[Eulalia]

Linkies … (I’ll let @Eulalia define that one)

Linkie - a young Scots lassie who's properly brought up and trained for her part in the traditional Linkie-Hunt through the Northern Forest, she's canny and skilful at dodging and weaving through the wilds, giving the hunters a good run, but she's also well able to cope with all that happens to her when she does, sooner or later, get caught. Read all about linkie-hunting in:
https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/resou...orthern-forest-the-linkie-rug-by-eulalia.423/

 

[twonines]

I thought this was supposed to be factual?

On a site catering to fantasies?

 

[Eulalia]

MailusMartyrs

Isn't it NailusMartyrs? Or is this the mail-order wing of the business?

 

[Barbaria1]

Isn't it NailusMartyrs? Or is this the mail-order wing of the business?

Typo!!! Will fix it.

 

[Wragg]

Anyhow, here are some more:

Alice: @Barbaria1's chief rival for the most crucifixions ever (but Barb's ahead by several stipes (see below))

Angelus Mortis: The hard working Angel of Death, personified by @Jollyrei. He has his work cut out for him around these parts!

Girls / boys on sticks: A colloquialism for what we like!

Hill of 100 crosses: In Arkansas, I think, but numeracy isn't anyone's strong point in Arkansas. The trouble is, you're industriously counting, then you get to @messaline's cross, and you kind of lose count See also: “Great Slave Rebellion”.

Northern Forest: A dark, unexplored, and mysterious place, where elves, faeries, and a mysterious figure by the name of Eulalia do dwell. Caution: few who enter ever emerge.

Patibulum: The bit of a cross that is fitted horizontally to the stipes (see below). In theory you're meant to lug the bloody thing from jail to the execution ground, barefoot and seriously underdressed, while being thrashed to within an inch of your life.

Stipes: The bit of a cross that sticks up out of the ground (see also patibulum.)

Tumescence: A scientifically observed phenomenon, which happens to Barb's nipples a LOT.

 

[Eulalia]

Maybe add

Mod - abbr. for moderator - a harmless drudge who scuttles around the Forums trying in the face of impossible odds to keep some semblance of order in the merry hell of chaos that accompanies the craziness of Crux

 

[Mikerytel]

Tight little=vagina

 

[Wragg]

Tight little=vagina

Oooh dearie me, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Not around these parts, that is what Barb was sitting on when she pressed the big red button that caused the Great Cruxforums Crash of 2013

 

[Mikerytel]

Oooh dearie me, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Not around these parts, that is what Barb was sitting on when she pressed the big red button that caused the Great Cruxforums Crash of 2013

Probably why she sat on it. It was a big round object she thought was a chair through her Riesling goggles .

 

[Wragg]

Alice: @Barbaria1's chief rival for the most crucifixions ever (but Barb's ahead by several stipes (see below))

Probably why she sat on it. It was a big round object she thought was a chair through her Riesling goggles .

Alice, incidentally, is beautifully illustrated by @Mikerytel's current avatar!

 

[Jollyrei]

Oooh dearie me, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Not around these parts, that is what Barb was sitting on when she pressed the big red button that caused the Great Cruxforums Crash of 2013

It was a big round object she thought was a chair through her Riesling goggles .

Tight little - A not too large, but nicely rounded and well formed bottom. "Big" does not enter into it. "Round" is required. See also "Righteous".

 

[Mikerytel]

Alice, incidentally, is beautifully illustrated by @Mikerytel's current avatar!

Her sassy attitude glare won me over thus I had to make it so.

 

[captivecuties]

Oooh dearie me, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Not around these parts, that is what Barb was sitting on when she pressed the big red button that caused the Great Cruxforums Crash of 2013

Amazing how something so tight and so little can wreak so much havoc.

 

[Mikerytel]

Amazing how something so tight and so little can do so wreak so much havoc.

The biggest ass in Arkansas can do alot

 

[PeterVl]

Cornu: An ancient brass instrument, created by an ancient Roman cultural association called "Crucifixio Clava". It was used for spiritual relief and joy by men and women with a spirit of exploration and a strong affinity for dry, semi-sweet, sweet and sparkling white wines.

Later, the Roman Empire turned it into a mythical instrument of martyrdom (especially crucifixion, in order to mock its creators).
In protest, the members of the 'Crucifixio Clava', under the wise guidance of its semi-barbarian female leader, migrated in groups to areas around the Rhine river. There they were engaged in the cultivation of vines and are said to have been the pioneers of the Riesling variety (see above).

Eventually, Rome conquered the areas in question and eroded the 'Crucifixio Clava', setting the stage for many strange perversions and related myths, such as the Riesling's superiority over Chardonnay (for example) .

 

[Barbaria1]

French Premium Crux Wood … World’s best preferred stock, @messaline official global supplier.

Spike Sharp …. I’ll leave this one for @Wragg to supply

 

[thehangingtree]

The Official CruxForums Lexicon


Here’s a start. In eternal progress. Members are invited to contribute new entries. Newbies may wish to consult.

Joan Tree … bad news character, you don’t want to know her, and watch out for her patented “horny potion’.

Treehouse … Missouri residence of T.H. Tree, there’s a coffee house nearby, also the infamous Hill of 100 Crosses where lie the bones of many a defeated CruxForums slave rebellions.

Joan Tree...

Hill of 100 Crosses (occupied, of course)...

French Premium Crux Wood … World’s best preferred stock, @messaline official global supplier.

Spike Sharp …. I’ll leave this one for @Wragg to supply

Messa, demonstrating her premium French wood...

Spike Sharp...



Great thread, Barb!!!

 

[Barbaria1]

Great contributions Cruxors.

Keep them coming. Eventually I’ll incorporate them all into the new and revised Official CruxForums Lexicon.