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The Trial of Barbaria1
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Oh yeah? I hear that clone complaining as much as the original!
And a fusillade of demerits too if you don’t behave!Raaah! I have a clone on my tail!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Et alors? I now have a fluffy tail to protect me against the impact of demerits! A gift from Her Majesty.. Queen Barb!
RacingRodent
Consul
Et alors? I now have a fluffy tail to protect me against the impact of demerits! A gift from Her Majesty.. Queen Barb!
The clones are having a frizzy hair day?
Also when Barb specified no more than three glasses I think she neglected to mention how often they could top up each glass....only giving the clones a war warning is hardly likely to slow their drinking
And if I did not know things were going to hell in a handbasket (or a few extra crates of Riesling in this case) Barb starts saying nice things about mea most honorable, savvy and cute rodent?
Doragon
Tribune
That's it, I'm off to the trenches.
The Barbs will never find me here...
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
And as my great-grandfather told me when I was a kid, there was never any Riesling to drink in the trenches. The clones would be unhappy and would refuse to go there.
Doragon
Tribune
I feel much
Well, you can be adorable at times ….And if I did not know things were going to hell in a handbasket (or a few extra crates of Riesling in this case) Barb starts saying nice things about me
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Mhhh! If the queen finds it necessary to flatter her subjects...Well, you can be adorable at times ….
Does she find her position getting menaced?
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montycrusto
Guest
That’s why it’s called a clone.Oh yeah? I hear that clone complaining as much as the original!
How many of these jolly old clones do we have on our hands, someone? Two? Twenty-two? Two hundred and twenty-two?That’s why it’s called a clone.
Or just two nines?
twonines
LIMERICUS
Which would you rather hear moan,That’s why it’s called a clone.
Barb, or a second rate clone?
Much as you`d hate it,
You`d better create it,
A genuine clone of your own.
The number of clones, FYI, is in fact infiniteHow many of these jolly old clones do we have on our hands, someone? Two? Twenty-two? Two hundred and twenty-two?
Or just two nines?
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montycrusto
Guest
We might need help from this guy:
RacingRodent
Consul
She just means that she loses count, which depending on how much she had to drink when she tried means there are more than two of them. However the number is likely smaller than the annual supply of bottles of Riesling by several orders of magnitude as it is not likely Barb would risk doing without...Ohhhh..... Shit!
Also as we all know clones require complex machinery and complex machinery normally does not last long before becoming mangled wreckage with Barb at the controls cf Mustangs and erm CF.