I dunno, Monty. We work so damn hard to stimulate her G-SPOT and all she does is issue demerits.Oh shit! Too late. No wonder I orgasmed so quickly. You didn’t tell me on purpose, did you?
Naughty Monty!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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The Trial of Barbaria1
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I ORGASM TO DEATH
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montycrusto
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What a way to go…
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Simple! Just put the engines in reverse throttle!GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I ORGASM TO DEATH
It was in the fine print. Becoming Queen sure hasn’t removed your gullibility…Oh shit! Too late. No wonder I orgasmed so quickly. You didn’t tell me on purpose, did you?
Naughty Monty!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Becoming queen has rather strengthened it !
Gullibility and paranoia! The weak spots of any authocratic ruler!
(source : Asterix and the Roman Agent)
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montycrusto
Guest
Something tells me we’re all about to see a “private jet” if you know what I meanGAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
GAHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE TAKE THIS THING AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I ORGASM TO DEATH
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montycrusto
Guest
I hope the print on that red warning sign is big enough for Barb to read!
She wouldn't.I hope the print on that red warning sign is big enough for Barb to read!
Would she?
It's ok for you, you don't need much room. Where am I going to put all these carcasses?
(7. @phlebas is hereby instructed to speed up the weekly presentations of his prodigious collection of crux art so as to bring it to the present by yesterday or be banished to the Cruxton Abbey scullery, Australian branch.)
Something tells me we’re all about to see a “private jet” if you know what I mean
Something tells me we’re all about to see a “private jet” if you know what I mean
Naughty. Good girls don’t squirt. Nor do good queens!
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montycrusto
Guest
And this is relevant to you how, exactly?
Monty is still working in the scullery at 3 am. That’s impressive.And this is relevant to you how, exactly?
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montycrusto
Guest
Haven’t you ever seen that movie “Sleepless in Scullattle”?
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
@Barbaria1 tied down in bed!
She needs some covers, those castles can get chilly! Good move to put some plastic down in case she squirts!
She needs some covers, those castles can get chilly! Good move to put some plastic down in case she squirts!
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I don’t squirt that much. Plastic indeed! Geeze!!!
No never. The sign has a red background, ourI hope the print on that red warning sign is big enough for Barb to read!