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montycrusto
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Looks like you’re stuck there, @Doragon , until you lose a bit of weight around the middle. Luckily for you, @Barbaria1 isn’t in demerit-issuing mode.. oh wait…
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The Trial of Barbaria1
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montycrusto
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On the plus side, @Barbaria1 will be able to use @Doragon ’s hind legs to hang her towels on. Useful! 
Gibbs505
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@Barbaria1 has other things to worry about, like getting an old job back!
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Wouldn’t you know it. They gave me number 13.
Wishful thinking there, @Gibbs505 . I’m still Queen last time I checked.
Actually, she's been organising some transport for herself.
She'd hoped for a private jet, but had to lower her expectations:
Gibbs505
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Uneasy lies the crown on the Queens head!
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montycrusto
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If that’s how she dresses for the interview, I think she’s hired!
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montycrusto
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“G-BARB”???
Well, she could have afforded a private jet OR a personalised registration.“G-BARB”???
Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
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montycrusto
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Barb already has a private jet…. It’s just a bit on the small side..Actually, she's been organising some transport for herself.
She'd hoped for a private jet, but had to lower her expectations:
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The difference between that and G-BARB is that G-BARB tickles her G-SPOT more
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Hang on!?
On whose side are you, Sir Wragg?All right, I will borrow @twonines ' army gas mask to do the job! Then we make a huge cauldron of onion soup, and turn this into a most feared biochemical weapon, just by eating it all!
Cruxton Abbey will be empested for decades by the terrible smell.
Bad luck for Queen Barb, who was just tied to a four poster bed, and left behind there, due to the quick evacuation!
Rebellion succesful!
When you have to run a pile the size of Cruxton Abbey you'll take any help you can get!
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montycrusto
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Hope you’ve got your demerit-proof Kevlar gabardine and galoshes on, Wragg!The difference between that and G-BARB is that G-BARB tickles her G-SPOT more
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The difference between that and G-BARB is that G-BARB tickles her G-SPOT more
I think you two better take on a parachute, either to bale out of that plane, when Barb is flying it, or/and to absorb the demerits.
Well, she could have afforded a private jet OR a personalised registration.
Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
The difference between that and G-BARB is that G-BARB tickles her G-SPOT more
Time to clean up here. So much trash talk!
@Jackie1111, it's your lucky day!Time to clean up here. So much trash talk!
I have a few more I can share. How about a 50/50 split?
Queen Barbaria1 is most distressed. She has awakened in the Royal Suite of Cruxton Abbey after a blissful night’s sleep fueled by too much Riesling and an Airplane Dildo Vibrator … the latter a generous gift from herBad luck for Queen Barb, who was just tied to a four poster bed, and left behind there, due to the quick evacuation!
But what has her distressed is 1) there is a terrible smell permeating the Abbey which seems to be coming from the scullery and 2) someone must have sneaked into the Royal Suite during the night and bound her naked and spread eagled to the Royal Four Poster Bed.
The natives are definitely getting out of control. Retribution is certain .., that is if someone would please untie her wrists and ankles from the bedposts!
HELP!!!!!
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montycrusto
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I forgot to mention, Barb, do NOT use it while it’s plugged into the mains for recharging!!!
Oh shit! Too late. No wonder I orgasmed so quickly. You didn’t tell me on purpose, did you?I forgot to mention, Barb, do NOT use it while it’s plugged into the mains for recharging!!!
Naughty Monty!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!