Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
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The Trial of Barbaria1
- Thread starter Barbaria1
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In her left hand, why not a cock, Lox?
Boudica is a example, thats a good flogging, can't bring some womens to good sense. And our @Barbaria1 is a other example for that.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Because :
a) I am a very lazy manip maker.
b) I would rather consider a bottle of riesling in her left hand
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montycrusto
Guest
Just because flogging doesn’t bring women to their senses, that’s no reason not to do it!
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
The women,Just because flogging doesn’t bring women to their senses, that’s no reason not to do it!
The horse,
The walnut tree.
The more you beat em,
The better they be!
Yes, please! But you should see by her face that it's a really extremely dry Riesling. (I experienced something like this 45 years ago at a wine tasting, when a wine was served face down and everyone was allowed to guess what it was. The best answer, someone even tasted the vineyard and the most original answer was: vinegar essence undiluted).
You mean... she's in such a bad mood because someone's turned her Riesling into vinegar?
Yes, that would be a possible explanationYou mean... she's in such a bad mood because someone's turned her Riesling into vinegar?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I was still wondering what this mysterious threat could mean?
Could it be this fierce demerit distributor?
Could it be, Barb already crashed one, lately? And if she did, so would do her clones, logically! Threat removed!
I was still wondering what this mysterious threat could mean?
Could it be this fierce demerit distributor?
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Could it be, Barb already crashed one, lately? And if she did, so would do her clones, logically! Threat removed!
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montycrusto
Guest
Please remember: No smoking in the lavatory during flight!
giving my middle finger to the guys in the control tower
Jackie1111
Tribune
You may have the wrong kind of chromosomes, Jackie...
But I've had plenty, and I'm more than happy to share!
twonines
LIMERICUS
When her regnal pretences are finally dispelled, as one of her supporters, we could perhaps arrange for you to share some of her punishment.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Become a rebel leader! There is a vacancy, since the previous one became queen!
Queen Barbaria1 has fallen into a deeply depressive mood. She cannot understand why the opposition to her enlightened and benevolent rule of CruxForums is encountering such dogged resistance from certain malcontents.
Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consult and generally cheer her up.
Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.
Meanwhile, the Cruxton Abbey scullery, now enlarged to three times its former size, is jam packed with apprehended miscreants of varying types, as well as mountains of unpeeled potatoes. Rumor has it that the Abbey’s cellar torture chamber is currently undergoing “mysterious renovations” in anticipation of coming “needs” should resistance to Queen Barbaria’s enlightened and benevolent regime continue unabated.
In the words, of our Queen, “there’ll be hell to pay if those fools don’t knock it off with the jokes, rhymes, and other insolent behaviors soon.”
And those fools, of course, know exactly who they are. Take heed and toe the line …. OR ELSE!!!!
Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consult and generally cheer her up.
Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.
Meanwhile, the Cruxton Abbey scullery, now enlarged to three times its former size, is jam packed with apprehended miscreants of varying types, as well as mountains of unpeeled potatoes. Rumor has it that the Abbey’s cellar torture chamber is currently undergoing “mysterious renovations” in anticipation of coming “needs” should resistance to Queen Barbaria’s enlightened and benevolent regime continue unabated.
In the words, of our Queen, “there’ll be hell to pay if those fools don’t knock it off with the jokes, rhymes, and other insolent behaviors soon.”
And those fools, of course, know exactly who they are. Take heed and toe the line …. OR ELSE!!!!
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