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The Trial of Barbaria1

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Who told Barb how time travel works. Did she want to procure new weapons? Terrible: Barb??? in 1945 as Lt. Colonel. here you can see the proof.
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US-Army
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German Army
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Wehrmacht Panzertruppe, needed for time travel.
We should speak with our time travel expert @_CADRE_ for organization and details.
 
As speech is better than mime,
So demerits are inferior to rhyme.
It doesn`t take a detective
To figure they`re defective,
And that a verse wins every time!

Another view:

The Poet’s Lament

Oh why do we have to write poems?
Such a ludicrous waste of my time!
There are so many ways to express an idea
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Similes, metaphors, symbols and sounds,
Assonance and alliteration.
So many words that I don’t understand
All contributing to my frustration!

And what about all the ridiculous rules
For each line, each verse and each word?
There must be a much less tiresome way
To have all of my sentiments heard.

I want to express how I’m feeling,
But a poem is just not the way.
What if you think I sound silly or wrong
And you don’t understand what I say?

So please, don’t make me write poems!
It’s clearly a waste of my time.
I’ll find other ways to express my ideas
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Stephanie Mulrooney
 
Another view:

The Poet’s Lament

Oh why do we have to write poems?
Such a ludicrous waste of my time!
There are so many ways to express an idea
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Similes, metaphors, symbols and sounds,
Assonance and alliteration.
So many words that I don’t understand
All contributing to my frustration!

And what about all the ridiculous rules
For each line, each verse and each word?
There must be a much less tiresome way
To have all of my sentiments heard.

I want to express how I’m feeling,
But a poem is just not the way.
What if you think I sound silly or wrong
And you don’t understand what I say?

So please, don’t make me write poems!
It’s clearly a waste of my time.
I’ll find other ways to express my ideas
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Stephanie Mulrooney
She tries to chock
but has to quote!
 
Another view:

The Poet’s Lament

Oh why do we have to write poems?
Such a ludicrous waste of my time!
There are so many ways to express an idea
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Similes, metaphors, symbols and sounds,
Assonance and alliteration.
So many words that I don’t understand
All contributing to my frustration!

And what about all the ridiculous rules
For each line, each verse and each word?
There must be a much less tiresome way
To have all of my sentiments heard.

I want to express how I’m feeling,
But a poem is just not the way.
What if you think I sound silly or wrong
And you don’t understand what I say?

So please, don’t make me write poems!
It’s clearly a waste of my time.
I’ll find other ways to express my ideas
Without using rhythm or rhyme.

Stephanie Mulrooney
@Barbaria1 do express her ideas first with tools... how:
:span1: :azote:whip
:spank: cane and paddle
:smash2: or hammer :bash:
 
“Chock”
verb;
prevent the movement of (a wheel or vehicle) with a chock.
"the front wheel will need to be chocked"

Well I’m confused :confused: :p
I suspect his autocorrect has foxed him, Monty. I almost corrected it to 'choke' but I felt that I shouldn't make assumptions.
 
New version of the statue :

View attachment 1143155:D
At least the Germans are showing me some respect.

New decree: a statue of Queen Barbaria1 is to be commissioned immediately in every country (appropriate modifications of existing statuary acceptable),
 
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