The Trial of Barbaria1

[montycrusto]

The plans for our coup are now plotted,
And on bits of parchment are jotted,
Kept secret by dint
Of their very fine print;
There’s no chance our plot will be spotted!

 

[Doragon]

In the words, of our Queen, “there’ll be hell to pay if those fools don’t knock it off with the jokes, rhymes, and other insolent behaviors soon.”

Seriously, knock it off guys.

 

[Jollyrei]

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consul and generally cheer her up.

I AM, AFTER ALL, THE HEART AND SOUL OF LEVITY AND GOOD CHEER.

 

[Loxuru]

Queen Barbaria1 has fallen into a deeply depressive mood. She cannot understand why the opposition to her enlightened and benevolent rule of CruxForums is encountering such dogged resistance from certain malcontents.

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consul and generally cheer her up. Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.

Meanwhile, the Cruxton Abbey scullery, now enlarged to three times its former size, is jam packed with apprehended miscreants of varying types, as well as mountains of unpeeled potatoes. Rumor has it that the Abbey’s cellar torture chamber is currently undergoing “mysterious renovations” in anticipation of coming “needs” should resistance to Queen Barbaria’s enlightened and benevolent regime continue unabated.

In the words, of our Queen, “there’ll be hell to pay if those fools don’t knock it off with the jokes, rhymes, and other insolent behaviors soon.”

And those fools, of course, know exactly who they are. Take heed and toe the line …. OR ELSE!!!!

Potatos in the scullery
Queen Barb very depri
B’cause potatos not mashed
And revolt not smashed
She turns for help to Jolly

 

[thehangingtree]

And those fools, of course, know exactly who they are. Take heed and toe the line …. OR ELSE!!!!

Tree is confused at who she could mean as he sharpens the spikes he will nail her to the cross with...

 

[Madiosi]

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consult and generally cheer her up.

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consul and generally cheer her up.

Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.

 

[Jollyrei]

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consul and generally cheer her up.
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Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I'VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT.

 

[Doragon]

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That must be quite a boner....

Yeah, I know, lame.

 

[Loxuru]

This palace alliance between Queen Barb and Angelus Mortis does not spell good! Will the scullery be the limbo for worse!?

 

[Wragg]

That must be quite a boner....

You also will be on the list!



(If she gets past Monty and Lox's rhymes....)

 

[Barbaria1]

That must be quite a boner....

Yeah, I know, lame.

that’s okay. Lame is part of the game here.

You also will be on the list!



(If she gets past Monty and Lox's rhymes....)

Don’t discourage the poor fellow

 

[Loxuru]

that’s okay. Lame is part of the game here.

Indeed, she has taken to the bottle to drown her disappointments, and has called upon @Jollyrei to console, consul and generally cheer her up.
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Which is asking a lot of someone who dresses in black, lacks bodily substance (some say you can nearly see straight through him and that he has to run around in the shower to get wet), and is generally known to express the most exceedingly pessimistic views on the meaning and end of life.

Riesling to suck
A skeleton for f*ck
It’s part of the game
Of Her Majesty’s fame
Lame as a duck

(damn! I started to produce such stupid rhymes myself now! How desperate can someone get under absolutist tyranny?).

 

[Barbaria1]

Riesling to suck
A skeleton for f*ck
It’s part of the game
Of Her Majesty’s fame
Lame as a duck

(damn! I started to produce such stupid rhymes myself now! How desperate can someone get under absolutist tyranny?).

To the scullery with you!!!!! That is, if I haven’t sent you there already!

 

[Jollyrei]

To the scullery with you!!!!!

I REALLY WISH YOU'D STOP SENDING PEOPLE THERE. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO MAINTAIN ANY SORT OF DIGNITY LIKE THIS.

 

[Loxuru]

I REALLY WISH YOU'D STOP SENDING PEOPLE THERE. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO MAINTAIN ANY SORT OF DIGNITY LIKE THIS.
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Don't confuse the 'scullery' with the 'skullery'!

 

[twonines]

"Queen" Barb is having it off with old Jollyrei,
And I bet you are wondering why.
Well, we kitchen jokers
Continued to focus,
Spiking her Riesling with some Spanish Fly.

 

[twonines]

"Queen" Barb`s really fanciful reign,
Is really a Castle in Spain.
Barb`s fantasies tend
To have only one end.
She suffers a great deal of pain.

 

[Wragg]

To the scullery with you!!!!! That is, if I haven’t sent you there already!

But... but... Twonines has peeled all the spuds!

Oh, yes,



you can peel and chop this lot, Loxuru!

 

[Doragon]

But... but... Twonines has peeled all the spuds!

Oh, yes,

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you can peel and chop this lot, Loxuru!

That's it, I am out of here. Taking this bottle of Riesling with me as evidence.

Doragon's great escape

 

[Barbaria1]

That's it, I am out of here. Taking this bottle of Riesling with me as evidence.

View attachment 1144871 Doragon's great escape