Chapter 3: Dr Little
“We can’t just leave her there!” The image of the crucified Barbara Moore was still on the screen on the Cruxton Abbey’s bridge. Barb was crying with pain, and writhing in a vain attempt to find a position that hurt less than any other position. “I need to help her! Mr Repertor, please!”
“Dr Little.” Repertor tried to look sympathetic. “I want to help her, too. But the fact is, if you go onto Angelus Mortus you, too, will end up crucified.”
“Better that than sitting here doing nothing! Barb! Barb!” Siss looked at Marcella. “Can she hear me?”
Marcella touched her screen. “She can now, and she can see you if you sit in the Captain’s chair.”
Siss hurried over to Wragg’s seat. “Barb! Barb! It’s Siss!”
Barb painfully moved her head round to look at the screen. She struggled up her cross and took a rasping breath.
“We……come……in……peace…..”
She collapsed again onto her outstretched arms.
“How can you say that? Barb!”
“We…have granted….. her deepest…desire. We…do not….understand….her desire. It ….. causes….much….pain. It…..is not ours….. to understand. …. We come in….peace.”
“Why do they always speak in the first person plural?” wondered Marcella.
“I think they have a kind of collective consciousness,” said Repertor. “Like ants. Each individual doesn’t have much brain power, but collectively, they can read minds and control other species.”
“Not every other species.” A new voice on the bridge. Repertor looked about, but couldn’t identify the owner of the voice. Suddenly a creature leaped up onto Siss’ lap, making her squeal with shock.
Repertor stared at it. It was a species that he didn’t recognise. The nearest earth species would be a squirrel, but this was larger than a squirrel, and, like the slugs, purple.
“Who are you, and how did you get here?” demanded Repertor.
“I am a Racing Rodent,” said the creature. Suddenly, Repertor realised that the Racing Rodent wasn’t actually communicating verbally, he was just beaming thoughts into their minds. “You have nice food in your store. Delicious!” He nuzzled between Siss’ boobs. “Hmm! These are nice, too. Soft, and warm. What do you call them? I call them ‘perfect.’”
“Oi, get off, you randy little bugger!” But Siss didn’t push him off. She thought he was quite cute.
“What’s ‘quite cute’?” wondered the Racing Rodent.
“Do you come from Wolf 1061d?” asked Repertor.
“No, I come from Wolf 1061d.”
Repertor realised the limitations of conversing with a squirrel using ESP. The squirrel hadn’t recognised the concept of his home as just an odd planet in the galaxy, but his name for his planet had converted in Repertor’s brain to ‘Wolf 1061d’. Repertor let it pass. He had bigger fish to fry.
“What’s fish? What’s fry?” asked the ever curious rodent.
“Never mind that.” Repertor didn’t feel like explaining fish to a creature who had never seen water in large quantities. “You live in the same place as the slugs?”
“Yes.”
“So why haven’t they taken over your brains? Tried to satisfy your deepest desire?”
“I didn’t realise I had a deepest desire till I sat here between Siss’ titties.”
“Cheeky devil!” Siss stroked the soft fur between his ears.
“Ooh, that’s nice!”
Marcella interjected. “ The Crux Australis must have been infected by the Missouri. There are reports of mass crucifixions in Australia and in a province of France called ‘Anjou’.”
“Messaline….” groaned Repertor. “Comms officer on the Australis. This is getting out of hand.” A thought struck him. “How did you get onto this ship, anyway? We didn’t go near Wolf 1061d!”
“I came,” said the Rodent, “on the Missouri. But they have stuff called ‘White Castle’ on there. That’s even worse than eating slugs. So I nipped aboard this ship as soon as you docked. Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Lovely!”
“How come nobody found you on the planet?” Repertor was puzzled. “They said that the most advanced life form was the slugs. You’re more advanced than the slugs. Well, you are if you’ve discovered the joys of Yorkshire pudding.”
“Thank you, kind sir. Racing Rodents are only seen if we want to be seen! Your people just, kind of…overlooked us.”
“Whoa!” Siss interrupted. “Rewind a bit. Did you say you ate slugs?”
“There’s not much else to eat on Wolf 1061d. It’s that or starve.”
“But…”
“Oh, you mean, all that ‘please don’t eat me, I’m the loveliest thing on the planet’ malarkey? We just ignore that. We Racing Rodents aren’t particularly sentimental.”
Repertor pondered this. “It’s all just evolution. The slugs learned to put out the mental field for self-preservation, then the rodents learned to ignore it so they didn’t starve. Survival of the fittest. It’s that simple.”
“And we humans have never before encountered mind control, so we’re wide open to them!” Siss followed his train of thought absolutely. “Whether it’s slapping them onto the back of our heads, or taking off our clothes and laying outstretched on crosses, we do exactly what they want! Look!”
They watched on the monitor as Wragg bent down, picked up the slug, and placed it onto the back of his head.
“See what I mean!” exclaimed Siss, triumphantly. “Our noble captain is completely under their influence! Right.” She pointed to the screen. “I want him scanned. Have two robot sentries arrest him and take him straight to the sick bay!”
“And clear the sick bay of all humans!” added Repertor.
“Yes ma’am! Yes sir!” It was good to have a plan, and Marcella started issuing orders with gusto.
Siss stood up, hugging a delighted Rodent to her chest. “As for you, my new friend, you’re coming with me, first to the sick bay, then to Angelus Mortus. It’s your dinner time!”
Yay!! Help is on the way!!!