I think I pass through the dragon and emerge all the better for grinding,That's all very well, Eul, but how am I to get a decent espresso if you keep getting eaten by a bloody great dragon?
just like the civet-slave beans do through me
I think I pass through the dragon and emerge all the better for grinding,That's all very well, Eul, but how am I to get a decent espresso if you keep getting eaten by a bloody great dragon?
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Well, if I'm Andromeda, waiting to be eaten,
I'd know the best policy is to keep as still as I can and let the Dragon swallow me quick,
note how Dragon's forked tongue flicks out at my neck (first pic),
tugs me into his mouth, clamps his jaw shut (2nd),
and (3rd) gobbles me up, turning me over in his mouth to savour all my tasty flesh
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A good range of slavegirl-powered coffee-grinders.
#1 is the standard CoffeeShop model, it can be driven by up to 4 ordinary slavegirls,
though only one Eulalia is really needed (she's behind, on the left ). Rats optional, but recommended,
they nip at the girls' feet to encourage them when the Whipmaster's taking a break!
#2 The heavy-duty Arabica model, suitable for crushing high-roast beans for Eastern-style coffee.
It can take up to 8 slaves for banquets, but just one will do for the everyday grind.
Our model features the NailusMartyrs Uday clamps and Giant Jihadi punitive-grade chainwear,
with a pair of 20kg Saracen Stones to compel the slavegirl to grind slowly, and exceedingly finely.
#3 Is the custom-made Presidential Palace Double Mill, turning grindstones above and below,
grinding superior Civet-girl beans for the Generalissimo, and cheap Americano for visiting Yanquis from the CIA.
The girls are shackled with the popular Chile Chains, and 25kg lead speed regulators again ensure
a slow, hard grind for the highest quality beverage.
The guy in the pic on the left is Tim Woodman, Professional Villain https://twitter.com/provillain
Last words/thoughts of the women in the three pics on the right, "Damn! I really shouldn't have mouthed off and told the dragon to "bite me!""
Woman
in
peril
and then - rescue!
in reverse order again, must work out why that's happening
better still, start a story thread of your own, KvKThis pic and post inspire a story. But I will put it in the Other Forms of Execution Thread.
The guy in the pic on the left is Tim Woodman, Professional Villain https://twitter.com/provillain
Is it wrong that the pic on the right has me hearing the song "I've been working on the railroad."
Goodnight TC, the old oak sleeps...
Goodnight TC, the old oak sleeps...
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