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Wip - Women In Peril

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montycrusto said:
I was going to say “because it’s a carnivore, duh!” but then I remembered that according to some creationists, every animal was a vegetarian right up to the moment when Adam ate the forbidden fruit, which is when “death came into the world”. No death, no carnivores! I guess they must have been fruitarians in fact, to avoid killing plants. Although even fruitarian digestion still “kills” plant cells.. so I’m not sure the hypothesis stands up to much in the way of scrutiny. I remember pointing that out to my Sunday school teacher just before she knocked me unconscious.
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So that's what happened to you. Now we know how your creative sadistic genius came about.

Good thing you didn't bring up the T-Rex's and the Velociraptors that were world class carnivores long before Eve and the snake got together. She probably would have had you excommunicated, racked, then drawn and quartered in front of the entire congregation.
 
various perils, aliens, monsters, tribal etc

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A funny thing happened on my way through the woods..........................

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"Oh no.... Miss, are you okay?"

"Yes.... no..... you're not my boyfriend."

"No, but I think I'd like to be. Where is he?"

"Good question. He's late as usual."

"For what?"

"He's supposed to find me helpless and take advantage of me against my will."

"Well, I'll untie you and find your clothes."

"Ok... no.. wait. Are you busy right now? Maybe you could fill in for him. Who knows when he'll show up, and I've got laundry to do later."

"Oh I don't know if I could....... "

"Just use your fingers, or maybe a little bit of licking."

"Well............."

"It won't take long, I promise. I'm pretty quick when it comes to that.

"Ok, but only because I don't want to leave you here like this."

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A few days later I was telling my neighbor Mike about what had happened, and he burst out laughing.

"What's so damned funny?"

"She finally got to you, after all."

"What......?"

"That's Suzanne from two streets over. She's been pulling that boyfriend gag on all guys in the neighborhood since she moved here. She kept saying she would get you eventually. Congratulations buddy."

"Damn.... all she had to do was ask."

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I am hoping this is a very good photo manip instead of real, but I fear it is not. That isn't an abandoned rail line, and here in my part of the world you can end up in jail or dead for doing stuff like this. Not cool imo.
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wulf said:
I am hoping this is a very good photo manip instead of real, but I fear it is not. That isn't an abandoned rail line, and here in my part of the world you can end up in jail or dead for doing stuff like this. Not cool imo.
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You are right, it is life threatening. I've ridden trains myself and a personal accident is a driver's worst nightmare. You've pressed everything called the brake and you still know for sure I can't do it. The train will never stop in time. :eek:
 
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