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I am hoping this is a very good photo manip instead of real, but I fear it is not. That isn't an abandoned rail line, and here in my part of the world you can end up in jail or dead for doing stuff like this. Not cool imo.
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You are right, it is life threatening. I've ridden trains myself and a personal accident is a driver's worst nightmare. You've pressed everything called the brake and you still know for sure I can't do it. The train will never stop in time. :eek:
Many years ago, I have touched the subject of the danger of peril photoshoots on abandoned railways, and the consequences already in a story :
 
So that's what happened to you (Monty). Now we know how your creative sadistic genius came about.

Good thing you didn't bring up the T-Rex's and the Velociraptors that were world class carnivores long before Eve and the snake got together. She probably would have had you excommunicated, racked, then drawn and quartered in front of the entire congregation.
Dammit, I wish I’d have brought up dinosaurs at my catholic school. The nun might have offered me a one way ticket to the repentance dungeon as illustrated by Picard?

Even better than Sunday School with @montycrusto or @Barbaria1

In fact it looks like there’s room in the penance dungeon for Barb to join me…

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Dammit, I wish I’d have brought up dinosaurs at my catholic school. The nun might have offered me a one way ticket to the repentance dungeon as illustrated by Picard?

Even better than Sunday School with @montycrusto or @Barbaria1

In fact it looks like there’s room in the penance dungeon for Barb to join me…

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I never stopped bringing up dinosaurs.. I think it was my first inkling that there was something badly wrong with the Bible, that it failed to mention such awesome creatures. Turns out the whole book is a pile of dingos’ kidneys. No offence. :devil: :demon7:

(Bloody nice Pichard pic by the way!!)
 
Even better than Sunday School with @montycrusto or @Barbaria1
I’m sure @montycrusto and I together could make a complete shambles of any Sunday School lesson. And Monty could then spend days and weeks afterwards making ink drawings of and writing limericks about the horrific rounds of corporal punishments I endured every Sunday thereafter in retribution for my appalling classroom insolence. Indeed, that Sunday School superintendent (I think his name was @Loinclothslave) couldn’t get enough of presenting me and my penitent woes as an object lesson for seven Sundays in a row. On the seventh he even went so far as to have me stripped naked and flogged by all the students, and then crucified for the entire four-hour class session. He was quite gratified to learn that attendance at the Church’s young adult Sunday school section reached an all time high that week. Never before had Sunday Instruction been that popular for the over-18 crowd, His methods and accomplishments were even written up in a laudatory article in the quarterly journal for Sunday School supers!
 
I’m sure @montycrusto and I together could make a complete shambles of any Sunday School lesson. And Monty could then spend days and weeks afterwards making ink drawings of and writing limericks about the horrific rounds of corporal punishments I endured every Sunday thereafter in retribution for my appalling classroom insolence. Indeed, that Sunday School superintendent (I think his name was @Loinclothslave) couldn’t get enough of presenting me and my penitent woes as an object lesson for seven Sundays in a row. On the seventh he even went so far as to have me stripped naked and flogged by all the students, and then crucified for the entire four-hour class session. He was quite gratified to learn that attendance at the Church’s young adult Sunday school section reached an all time high that week. Never before had Sunday Instruction been that popular for the over-18 crowd, His methods and accomplishments were even written up in a laudatory article in the quarterly journal for Sunday School supers!
The only thing bugging me, is which of you enjoyed it the Moore.
 
Dammit, I wish I’d have brought up dinosaurs at my catholic school. The nun might have offered me a one way ticket to the repentance dungeon as illustrated by Picard?

Even better than Sunday School with @montycrusto or @Barbaria1

In fact it looks like there’s room in the penance dungeon for Barb to join me…

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In a dungeon there is always room for one more. :smilie-devil:
 
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