One could argue that it’s especially scenic around the day before blue-state trash pickup day.And so, ultimately, Arkansas has the neatest road network of all the US!?
One could argue that it’s especially scenic around the day before blue-state trash pickup day.And so, ultimately, Arkansas has the neatest road network of all the US!?
Keep the state clean, Tree says...Some people abandon their pets on the side of the highway, and others... And others abandon their recalcitrant blue-state mail order brides. The State of Arkansas operates a weekly pick up service in order to keep the state’s highways free of blue-state trash. Mass hangings are conducted two days later.
Keep the state clean, Tree says...
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Some people abandon their pets on the side of the highway, and others...
When I find such poor abandoned pets, I take them to my nice, warm torture chamber. There I spoil them and play with them.
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All the more reason to call the HHS, and save the taxpayers money for other things.Some people abandon their pets on the side of the highway, and others... And others abandon their recalcitrant blue-state mail order brides. The State of Arkansas operates a weekly pick up service in order to keep the state’s highways free of blue-state trash. Mass hangings are conducted two days later.
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.And so, ultimately, Arkansas has the neatest road network of all the US!?
DEAR SEASON is now underway in Arkansas.I've just come back from a hunting trip. I'm happy: I made a good catch!
And that calls for another song parody..DEAR SEASON is now underway in Arkansas.
Dear: a wife a blue state wifeAnd that calls for another song parody..
(sing along if you know the tune)
Dear: a slave, a female slave,
Rope: to hold her in its grip.
Whip: a lash, to mark her skin,
Brand: to show my ownership.
Steel: for manacles and chains,
Pain: for discipline and fear,
Dick: to fuck out all her brains..
That will bring us back to..
Dear: a slave..
We need to write a musical together BarbDear: a wife a blue state wife
Nude: she’ll always be
Fuck: what I bought her for
Head: she’d best not refuse
Food: is what she prepares for me
Caned: what she gets if it tastes bad
Returned: if I’m not satisfied
And that will bring us back to
Dear: a ????
Hi @quanter Please don't post pics bigger than 400KB. Thanks.RalphB. he has created many works on this subject. All of them are brilliant! Easily recognizable style and wry humor.
I've just come back from a hunting trip. I'm happy: I made a good catch!
Good hunting, Ducon!DEAR SEASON is now underway in Arkansas.
The #3 'on the menu' has a strange bunch of guests!On the beach, on the tracks, on the menu,
I love the modified (inverted) fireman's carry he's using.I've just come back from a hunting trip. I'm happy: I made a good catch!
There's something very sexy in 'la flagellateuse', Nadya, wearing tight micro-shorts and knotting up her shirt, obviously got the hots - just as poor Laura's finding herself strangely aroused by her own helplessness, humiliation and flagellation, Nadya's more than secretly eager for the same pleasures herself!"La voie de Laura" (Laura's way), by Pylate.
In french, sorry...
However, have a good weekend!
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You have understood perfectly the thread of the story...There's something very sexy in 'la flagellateuse', Nadya, wearing tight micro-shorts and knotting up her shirt, obviously got the hots - just as poor Laura's finding herself strangely aroused by her own helplessness, humiliation and flagellation, Nadya's more than secretly eager for the same pleasures herself!