The fucking bastard waits until the day after I got my pedicure and manicure to do this to me -Messa
The fucking bastard waits until the day after I got my pedicure and manicure to do this to me -Messa
We will release you, my dear, when you have told us the location of the...um...now don't help me...when you've given us the location of...I know this one...tip of my mind...something about the Big Cheese? No, that was last week.View attachment 368491 so tiring, how long can I keep this up before I collapse and strangle myself
We will release you, my dear, when you have told us the location of the...um...now don't help me...when you've given us the location of...I know this one...tip of my mind...something about the Big Cheese? No, that was last week.
Oh God. I've drawn a blank. Mind like a sieve. Look don't go anywhere. I'll make a quick call. Really sorry about this. Forget my own head next.
Apparently not. I do hope you and Siss get out of this OK!!!View attachment 369486 Don't these guys know the war was over years ago?
Didn't you read the fine print when you booked that trip to an Island in the Pacific?Don't these guys know the war was over years ago?
Didn't you read the fine print when you booked that trip to an Island in the Pacific?
"Indicated parts of the archipelago are prohibited because of Japanese WWI stragglers still active in the jungle".
Sorry, typing error. I meant WWII of course.Well that is a bloody useless warning,WWI Japanese were on our side
WWII Japanese might be a problem
Sorry, typing error. I meant WWII of course.
Indeed, it rather looks like an execution by slow garroting'. The condemned could struggle for hours and finally gets killed because of exhausture. An alternative death menalty with slow agony when crucifixion gets abolished?so tiring, how long can I keep this up before I collapse and strangle myself
Damn the typos, full speed ahead - Admiral Farragut upon being confronted with the internet