The wonderful Cowgirl. I posted most of this series in this thread here
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/look-at-this.2771/#post-72195
messages 8, 9 and 11
(blonde + cross) = (brunette + cross) = (redhead + cross) = (girl + cross) = (woman + cross) = smiles all round
Indeed
Phlebas' mathematics are, of course, accurate