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The Fallen Angel
Guest
Soldier:”Oi you..Arbor!”
Tree:”Do you mean me?..my name is Tree I will have you know.”
Soldier:”That's what I said innit. Don't you speak Latin mate?”
Tree:”Not a great deal to be honest. Now what do you want my good man?”
Soldier”Weren't you the geezer complaining about gratuitous violence in the last pic?”
Tree:”Not at all, you are mistaken. I wasn't complaining..I am all in favour of it.”
Soldier”Well just to put the record straight mate nothing is gratis in this Colosseum. Yer pays yer denari and yer parks yer bum...wait a minute! What's in that bottle?”
Tree:”It's a bottle of Seagrams.”
Soldier:”You buy yer drinks from the kiosks mate along with BBQ'd Otter noses and crocodile burgers. Ain't that Seagrams what cissies and ladyboys drink?”
Tree:”WHAT!!!...I am Not a cissy NOR a ladyboy I will have you know. This is Seven Crowns Seagram whiskey.”
Soldier:”Can't you afford a decent bottle of Gepeitschtenfraumilch then?...on special offer from Mel and Julie's vineyards.”
Tree:”I've had enough of this banter..now please direct me to my seat. Here is my complimentery ticket from Mel and Jule.”
Soldier:”Mel and Julie!!...why didn't you say so me old cobber!!...Ulrika please direct this gent to the Emperor's box. How many naked virgins will you require during the interval? How many bottles of Seagrams..on the Colosseum of course.”
Tree:”Do you mean me?..my name is Tree I will have you know.”
Soldier:”That's what I said innit. Don't you speak Latin mate?”
Tree:”Not a great deal to be honest. Now what do you want my good man?”
Soldier”Weren't you the geezer complaining about gratuitous violence in the last pic?”
Tree:”Not at all, you are mistaken. I wasn't complaining..I am all in favour of it.”
Soldier”Well just to put the record straight mate nothing is gratis in this Colosseum. Yer pays yer denari and yer parks yer bum...wait a minute! What's in that bottle?”
Tree:”It's a bottle of Seagrams.”
Soldier:”You buy yer drinks from the kiosks mate along with BBQ'd Otter noses and crocodile burgers. Ain't that Seagrams what cissies and ladyboys drink?”
Tree:”WHAT!!!...I am Not a cissy NOR a ladyboy I will have you know. This is Seven Crowns Seagram whiskey.”
Soldier:”Can't you afford a decent bottle of Gepeitschtenfraumilch then?...on special offer from Mel and Julie's vineyards.”
Tree:”I've had enough of this banter..now please direct me to my seat. Here is my complimentery ticket from Mel and Jule.”
Soldier:”Mel and Julie!!...why didn't you say so me old cobber!!...Ulrika please direct this gent to the Emperor's box. How many naked virgins will you require during the interval? How many bottles of Seagrams..on the Colosseum of course.”