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Now This Just Isn't Funny

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they're a bit less likely to drop cigarette ash on us these days :p
(Tree excepted :p)
though the possibility that cig might be used as an instrument of torture
would add to the excitement! :devil:​
 
A woman was crucified as part of a plea bargain that involved crucifixion in lieu of jail time and a record.

She was in her thirties, pretty, with blonde hair and huge tits. Her pretty blonde hair was tied back so the spectators could see the expression on her face as she went up and down on the Saint Andrew's Cross, pulling at the padded restraints around her wrists, pushing at the padded restraints around her ankles to take that horrible agony off of her crotch.

The two private contractors who had crucified her started giggling.

"You FUCKERS!" cried out the crucified woman "I don't see anything funny in this!"

"Oh no?"

At that point, the woman saw she had made a huge mistake is cursing them out and saying what she said, for they both advanced upon her, palms up, fingers and thumbs alternately flexing and extending. It was clear what they wanted to do to her...

"No! No! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The woman half-screamed, half laughed as those cruel ten fingers went relentlessly and remorselessly to work on her exposed ribcage, breasts, arms and forearms, armpits and the soles of her feet...for what seemed an eternity.

Then the excruciatingly horrible tickling seemed to relent.

"Whaddya think?" asked one contractor, "Think you see something funny in this now?"

"Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-YES! You proved your point! You don't have to tickle me anymore!!!"

"Oh, but this is sooooo much fun..."


"No! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The tickling went on until the woman, no longer able to take it fainted. The contractors revived her by gently stroking her face. Once her eyes cleared and she saw the faces of the contractors, she began to again beg for them to stop tickling her.

To no avail.

The tickling continued all over her exposed flesh, even her face and earlobes this time, and seemed again to last forever...until the woman came in a supernova of a volcanic orgasm.

After this experience, all the woman had to do was remember the experience before cumming with a Richter 8.5 force.
 
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