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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Primus pilus
Magister Australis
But what does "paid in full" mean?You can't pretend there's 'no interest' though!
And within how many months? Sounds like some guests, perhaps our slavegirls, may pay a price over an extended time frame. 
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
After you buy your
from the
and enjoy your
don't worry about the mess
They'll take it away and sell it for scrap
By now you'll be hungry enough for some
and then head home to Texas
The least Gay State in the Union (wink-wink)
from the
and enjoy your
don't worry about the mess
They'll take it away and sell it for scrap
By now you'll be hungry enough for some
and then head home to Texas
The least Gay State in the Union (wink-wink)
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Hahahahahahaha
And here, Down Under, we have a company that specialises in making doors to secure your fetish. They even offer a free measure and quote but, alas, their ideas gallery is seriously lacking by CF standards.
Their tag line? "There is so much more behind a B&D door"
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Exquisite Auriolan Agony for One (or in this case, Two)?
Right This Way, Miss...
Right This Way, Miss...
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Exquisite Auriolan Agony for One (or in this case, Two)?
Right This Way, Miss...
A ring gag and a little drool to suit Ms Ella Kneeldown but Pp has not seen her accept clamps yet. Does she?
newsparky
Assistant executioner
Or that pencil can take you right to the broom closet to push one and not the flying kind when you pull a stunt like that on company time.
newsparky
Assistant executioner
That Texas sign is no surprise to any one who has been around Texans. They are dumber than a box of rocks on their best day and that day is few and far between!
KvK
Tribune
Nice!
This reminds me of a film from, I believe, the 1990's wherein Alexis Payne was dominating Star Chandler/Ruby Richards.
Star/Ruby was butt nekkid, wrists tied suspended from the ceiling and her ankles bound by a pillory. First Alexis exquisitely whipped Star/Ruby's tits. Star/Ruby was being a smartass despite the whipping, saying that Alexis "can't aim very well." Alexis used this feedback to land a stroke of the whip on Star/Ruby's nipple, which produced a high-pitched sob. Alexis then responded "Would you like to see a demonstration of my ain?" Star/Ruby said "Why not? I have nothing to lose!" Alexis landed a very loud stroke on Star/Ruby's nipple, evoking another, even louder sob from Star/Ruby, who, this time, curled her toes helplessly in the agony.
Then Alexis fastened a clip to one of Star/Ruby's nipples, said "We'll see how far you can arch that back!" and tugged the clip, evoking a "I think I'll just staaaAAAAAAAAAY right HERE!" from Star/Ruby. Then, with a feather, Alexis fiendishly tickled/poked Star/Ruby's bare feet, causing her to laugh and impotently pull away from the tickling, her reclining taking up the tension on the chain between the nipple clip and the pillory at the other end. Between laughs, squeals and "No!"'s, Star/Ruby managed to squeeze an "Okay, cut it out!"
In the story line, PJ Sparxx had betrayed Star/Ruby to Alexis, so Alexis gave Star/Ruby a spot of payback. PJ was stripped nekkid, then trussed up kneeling, wrists suspended above her, waist tied securely in place, ankles chained to the raised platform she was kneeling on. After some whipping fun, Alexis handed Star/Ruby a large strapon and some lube. When Star/Ruby finished lubing up the strapon, she put a dash of lube on PJ's anus, the cold causing the exhausted-by-the whipping PJ to look back and the large black dildo whose tip and sides were soon to rub against her colon most intimately. PJ impotently tried to crawl forward. If her bindings were not enough to hold her in place, Alexis rushed to the front and twisted PJ's nipples to stop her, then grabbed her hair. Star/Ruby, as a courtesy, as PJ "Are you ready?" PJ yelled out "No!" With Alexis holding PJ's hair, Star/Ruby proceeded to fuck PJ up the ass, the strapon and Star/Ruby's hips moving like the piston on an 18-wheeler.
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
A tough job but somebody has to do it. It does look like morale just isn't that high here.
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Reading through a vintage Naturist Magazine (circa 1950s),
I'm delighted to announce I think I've found the
only existing photograph of Dolcett's First Barbecue!
I'm delighted to announce I think I've found the
only existing photograph of Dolcett's First Barbecue!
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
KvK
Tribune
That inspires a story.
A women is bound to a Saint Andrew's Cross. She is naked and all her weight bears down on her crotch, a combination which is both agonizing and erotic to her.
To make sure the experience does not become too pleasant, the crucifiers set up, about a foot in front of her eyes, a motorised dildo that goes up and down. Sexual relief remains tantalizingly and tortuously just out of reach for her.
Pinned to the wall by the arrow, Barb begins to think the 'apple on the head was ruse!!!
Tree
art by 'Carl'
Tree
art by 'Carl'
KvK
Tribune
Another caption could be "William Tell was having an off day."
newsparky
Assistant executioner
I don't think dear Barb had time to think anything if she was pinned to the wall by the arrow, as that is a death shot. Sorry Barb.
There is no way that got her heart at that point of entry...I don't think dear Barb had time to think anything if she was pinned to the wall by the arrow, as that is a death shot. Sorry Barb.
And after all the nice things I have done for you...how could you miss like that?????
I hiccupped... sorry...