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After The Rebellion Of 2014

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And more danger from....erm...squirrels :eek:

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Sorry Cx :oops:
I have almost ran over a few in my day...:eek: I think deep carbon wheels have significantly increased the survival rates for squirrels diving in front of cyclists though.:D They have a better chance of bounting of the side of the taller rim than the older shallow rims with taller spokes...
 
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Our red squirrels seem pretty good at dodging across roads, though we lose a few that way.
A bigger hazard round my way are deer, if you hit one of those on your byke you'd come off worse. :eek:
I almost hit a deer once! It was so scary! The cougars are what you have to watch for in CO though!:eek: I carry repellant spray when I mountain bike but if one of those cats really wants me for lunch I'm not sure how much good it would do...:confused:
 
I have almost ran over a few in my day...:eek: I think deep carbon wheels have significantly increased the survival rates for squirrels diving in front of cyclists though.:D They have a better chance of bounting of the side of the taller rim than the older shallow rims with taller spokes...
also friendly with squirrels
 
I almost hit a deer once! It was so scary! The cougars are what you have to watch for in CO though!:eek: I carry repellant spray when I mountain bike but if one of those cats really wants me for lunch I'm not sure how much good it would do...:confused:
and what about wild boars?
 
Wild - well, feral - boar are in several forests in Scotland and Wales, but not (so far as I know) in Galloway.
Our butcher gets wild boar meat from the Highlands. The saddest road-kill I've seen lately was an otter,
we've a good population of them around the coast, but it's upsetting to see them die that way -
I think they're my favourite mamals! But you should be safe from all these hazards in Milton Keynes,
unless you run into a concrete cow! :D
 
Wild - well, feral - boar are in several forests in Scotland and Wales, but not (so far as I know) in Galloway.
Our butcher gets wild boar meat from the Highlands. The saddest road-kill I've seen lately was an otter,
we've a good population of them around the coast, but it's upsetting to see them die that way -
I think they're my favourite mamals! But you should be safe from all these hazards in Milton Keynes,
unless you run into a concrete cow! :D
Aww that would be sad!:( Otters are so cute! That is good to know I will be safe from wildlife during the World Cup!:D
 
Otters in our country are completely extinct.............people try to get back some of them.............importing some from Norway and Danmark:)
 
Otters in our country are completely extinct.............people try to get back some of them.............importing some from Norway and Danmark:)

Well in Devon currently the local argument is about beavers...no not the old one about shaved or hairy snatch but the actual four legged animals with a propensity for hydrology and almost as versatile with lumber as Tree. A lot of locals would like to keep some that have moved into the River Otter, DEFRA wants to move them.
 
Similar arguments going on in Scotland about beavers, whether feral ones are doing harm or good.
I'm not as sentimental as some are about furry animals, but I think the evidence favours 'good'.​
 
Similar arguments going on in Scotland about beavers, whether feral ones are doing harm or good.
I'm not as sentimental as some are about furry animals, but I think the evidence favours 'good'.​

Yeah I am completely in favour of a managed cull to keep populations within viable limits but like you I favour the reintroduction of lost species where possible.
 
“Are they dead? Tree, don’t lie to me! Are they dead?” Blaire did her best to yell.

“Is who dead?” Tree asked.

“Don’t mess with me! Are Messa and Barbaria dead?”

“I doubt it. I think they are sleeping” Tree replied.

“How can anyone sleep crucified?” Blaire demanded.

“Give it a try, Blaire; you’ll last longer. Open your mouth” Tree ordered.

“Why should I?”

“I presume you are thirsty” Tree replied.

Blaire was and she tilted her head back against the stipe as Tree squeezed a water bottle into her mouth. Blaire was surprised how hard it was to swallow as the water filled her mouth, ran down her chin, and chilled her neck and breasts.
Tree told her to lean her head forward. Blaire wondered why she should but did. She Tree’s hand hold a cloth under her nose and heard him say “blow.” Blaire jerked her head back and asked “What did you say?”

“I said ‘blow’ as in your nose. I can tell you’re breathing through your mouth” Tree said. She leaned forward and did so. When she was done Tree wiped her upper lip, shoved the handkerchief into his pocket, and then lit a cigarette. Blaire could smell it. He asked “Is that better?”

Blaire thought a moment. Yes she could breathe more easily but it was the first time since she was young child that someone helped her blow her nose and the act reaffirmed her helplessness. She meekly said “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome” he said then turned and his shadowy figure disappeared into the fog.

“Tree, will I make it?” Blaire called into fog.

“You can make it, Blaire” he replied. It did not comfort her that he did not say ‘you will make it’…


T
 
“Are they dead? Tree, don’t lie to me! Are they dead?” Blaire did her best to yell.

“Is who dead?” Tree asked.

“Don’t mess with me! Are Messa and Barbaria dead?”

“I doubt it. I think they are sleeping” Tree replied.

“How can anyone sleep crucified?” Blaire demanded.

“Give it a try, Blaire; you’ll last longer. Open your mouth” Tree ordered.

“Why should I?”

“I presume you are thirsty” Tree replied.

Blaire was and she tilted her head back against the stipe as Tree squeezed a water bottle into her mouth. Blaire was surprised how hard it was to swallow as the water filled her mouth, ran down her chin, and chilled her neck and breasts.
Tree told her to lean her head forward. Blaire wondered why she should but did. She Tree’s hand hold a cloth under her nose and heard him say “blow.” Blaire jerked her head back and asked “What did you say?”

“I said ‘blow’ as in your nose. I can tell you’re breathing through your mouth” Tree said. She leaned forward and did so. When she was done Tree wiped her upper lip, shoved the handkerchief into his pocket, and then lit a cigarette. Blaire could smell it. He asked “Is that better?”

Blaire thought a moment. Yes she could breathe more easily but it was the first time since she was young child that someone helped her blow her nose and the act reaffirmed her helplessness. She meekly said “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome” he said then turned and his shadowy figure disappeared into the fog.

“Tree, will I make it?” Blaire called into fog.

“You can make it, Blaire” he replied. It did not comfort her that he did not say ‘you will make it’…


T

Well, well.

What a thoroughly considerate chap Mr Tree is! :rolleyes:
 
Barbaria heard ice clicking in a glass the squeak of a cheap folding lawn chair being opened. She heard the click of a Zippo lighter and found its glow in the fog. Being closer to the edge of the mound and nearer to the closest streetlight she could make out the shadowy figure of Tree sitting in the chair smoking and drinking. She almost demanded “Tree, where is Gunner and Bull?”

“Taking care of business, I believe.”

“I thought Blaire was their business. How are they going to get their union cards if they aren’t here for her crucifixion? What the hell is going on?”

“You’re in no position to be questioning me” Tree replied.

“Come on, Tree, we’ve been through a lot. Tell me what’s going on.”

“Barbaria, the judge is trying to pull a fast one and they just want to straighten things out.”

“God damn it, I knew it! I just…”

Tree bolted from his chair and stepped up to Barbaria. Angrily he hissed “Barb, shut the fuck up! Blaire already doubts she can make it to the morning. We’re working on the situation. You work on keeping her positive. Do you understand me?”

“Yes” she whispered. Tree walked back to his chair and lit yet another cigarette before he sat down. A light breeze rolled up the mound and for a moment Barbaria could clearly see Tree and his chair. He sat down and tilted his head back to drain his glass. The chair groaned then suddenly rolled backwards. Barbaria watched Tree tumble down the side of the mound. When he stopped at the bottom he didn’t move. Barbaria called “Tree, are you alright?”

A few seconds later he groaned “Yeah I’m fine. The drink was empty and I didn’t lose my glass. Lost a cigarette, though…”

Back at the Tree estate Bull and Gunner used a pass key they bought (illegally) from RR Locksmith Enterprises (how did you think he gets cameras everywhere?) to enter the opulent guest house of Judge Admi and gain access to the master bedroom. When they entered the room the judge yelled “What the hell are you doing here?”

Bull and Gunner were speechless to the point that Gunner almost dropped his machine gun.
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Bull coughed and said “Judge, we need to talk, but I see you are… umm… busy. We can wait in the great room until you are…”

“Don’t leave me here” Ulrika, made up as Princess Leia, pleaded in a whisper but the judge waved them out of the room. As Gunner closed the door behind him he asked Bull “Is it a full moon???”


T

...one must have fun occasionally...
 
Barbaria heard ice clicking in a glass the squeak of a cheap folding lawn chair being opened. She heard the click of a Zippo lighter and found its glow in the fog. Being closer to the edge of the mound and nearer to the closest streetlight she could make out the shadowy figure of Tree sitting in the chair smoking and drinking. She almost demanded “Tree, where is Gunner and Bull?”

“Taking care of business, I believe.”

“I thought Blaire was their business. How are they going to get their union cards if they aren’t here for her crucifixion? What the hell is going on?”

“You’re in no position to be questioning me” Tree replied.

“Come on, Tree, we’ve been through a lot. Tell me what’s going on.”

“Barbaria, the judge is trying to pull a fast one and they just want to straighten things out.”

“God damn it, I knew it! I just…”

Tree bolted from his chair and stepped up to Barbaria. Angrily he hissed “Barb, shut the fuck up! Blaire already doubts she can make it to the morning. We’re working on the situation. You work on keeping her positive. Do you understand me?”

“Yes” she whispered. Tree walked back to his chair and lit yet another cigarette before he sat down. A light breeze rolled up the mound and for a moment Barbaria could clearly see Tree and his chair. He sat down and tilted his head back to drain his glass. The chair groaned then suddenly rolled backwards. Barbaria watched Tree tumble down the side of the mound. When he stopped at the bottom he didn’t move. Barbaria called “Tree, are you alright?”

A few seconds later he groaned “Yeah I’m fine. The drink was empty and I didn’t lose my glass. Lost a cigarette, though…”

Back at the Tree estate Bull and Gunner used a pass key they bought (illegally) from RR Locksmith Enterprises (how did you think he gets cameras everywhere?) to enter the opulent guest house of Judge Admi and gain access to the master bedroom. When they entered the room the judge yelled “What the hell are you doing here?”

Bull and Gunner were speechless to the point that Gunner almost dropped his machine gun.
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Bull coughed and said “Judge, we need to talk, but I see you are… umm… busy. We can wait in the great room until you are…”

“Don’t leave me here” Ulrika, made up as Princess Leia, pleaded in a whisper but the judge waved them out of the room. As Gunner closed the door behind him he asked Bull “Is it a full moon???”


T

...one must have fun occasionally...

Some cute pratfall humor there Charlie Tree Chaplin. Or was that Dick Van Tree Dyke?:rolleyes:
 
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