Limericks

[montycrusto]

Barb said (in “The Turn of the Screw”),
“What’s a poor governess to do?
These brats are possessed
And I’m too nicely dressed
To deal with ectoplasmic goo.”

 

[montycrusto]

I've got to buy Monty a beer!

Pint of Badger please Wragg!

 

[montycrusto]

Blackbarb, the bold buccaneer,
Said to her crew, “Listen here,
From my poop to my fo’c’sle
A couple of po’c’sle
Get my tight little in gear”

 

[montycrusto]

“Avast! Who’s first?” Said the pirate,
“Come on, you know you desire it.
From first mate to cabin-boy
It’s tight-little ahoy,
I do both command and require it!”

 

[montycrusto]

Some ropes and a flogger were found,
Blackbarb found herself tightly bound.
“Oh shit!” she declared,
As her bottom was bared
By her crewmen who crowded around.

 

[montycrusto]

“Time for a lick of the cat!”
Said the bo’sun, “and after that,
If you’re really in luck,
You’ll get a good fuck,
Now who’s the first man in to bat?”

 

[montycrusto]

And so the whole crew took their turn,
Till Blackbarb‘s tight little did burn.
She was stripped nude and then
She was filled with sea-men,
As she sighed: “Will I ever learn?”

 

[twonines]

Black Barb lost all of her hauteur,
When kissing the gunner`s daughter.
Legs widely splayed,
Her tight little flayed,
The bosun gave her no quarter.

 

[twonines]

As the third dozen was firmly laid on,
All Barb`s resistance had gone.
"Please give me some truck,
I`ll suck and I`ll fuck,
The crew, each and every one."

 

[twonines]

As the rope`s end Black Barb did feel,
She could only struggle and squeal.
That`s all it will take
To make a girl break,
So line up and enjoy a good feel.

 

[montycrusto]

“Well, shiver me timbers!” Barb cried,
As the cat o’ nine tails lashed her hide.
“The bo’sun’s a pig,
And his cock’s much too big,
I’m sure that it won’t fit inside”

 

[twonines]

Barb`s role upon the high seas,
Is all the crewmen to please.
For shortcomings logged,
She`ll be publicly flogged,
`til she`s raw from her neck to her knees.

 

[twonines]

Barb thinks she`s the new Mary Read,
And plans her feats to exceed.
Her swash she will buckle,
No cocks will she suckle,
On that, we`re not all agreed.

 

[montycrusto]

Once captain, she’s now their fuck-toy,
And must suck them all off, man and boy,
Kept chained by the neck
And brought up on deck
Whenever it’s gangbang ahoy

 

[montycrusto]

Kelly and Barb go a-swimmin’
Two healthy and naked young women..
At least one’s over-sexed,
You can guess what comes next..
With hot sexy juices they’re brimmin’

 

[twonines]

With their little romp on the sand,
Kelly has taken Barb well in hand.
Though, to maintain her luck,
Kelly must make our Barb suck,
Or they`ll both have their backsides tanned.

 

[montycrusto]

The senator wants a B J,
I guess it’s just not Barb’s day..
If she won’t learn,
More whipping she’ll earn.
It’s like that, on Pirate Cay.

 

[montycrusto]

She must let the randy old goat
Stick his Congress Member down her throat...
She may well feel flustered
As she gets filibustered,
And I don’t think he’ll win her vote!

 

[twonines]

Kelly`s playing a devious game,
She really does have no shame.
She`ll not hesitate,
If Barb wont fellate,
To bend her naked, over the frame.

 

[twonines]

The thought of sucking the Senator`s dick,
Makes Barb feel physically sick.
But she`ll receive so much pain,
From the strokes of the cane.
She is really in a cleft stick.