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Now This Just Isn't Funny

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da9c97786912140395faa68704e24d0c.jpg And here's proof that Neanderthals actually invented the smartphone. The brand was called "Stone-Mobile-Fone".
 
I am sure, this picture was taken with today's humans! Neanderthals would be too intelligent to behave that stupid!:loko2:
An AI probably changed the photo, because these facial expressions can be seen very often in cities today.
 
In some alternate reality, there was this genius inventor that had this idea to cut down pollution: why not have housewives pedal on some bikes to generate electricity? The idea was ignored by most people. Then, he made a few changes to his... power-generating device.

Let's just say that the coal and oil industry went out of business quick.
 

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In some alternate reality, there was this genius inventor that had this idea to cut down pollution: why not have housewives pedal on some bikes to generate electricity? The idea was ignored by most people. Then, he made a few changes to his... power-generating device.

Let's just say that the coal and oil industry went out of business quick.
You forgot that lubricant gel is also produced by the oil industry.
 
vaginalter energy is alternate energy, but don't forget the hole industry, sorry the oil indistry has similkar devices, but they don't fuck some mothers, they fuck mother Gaia:

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Well, what do unsatisfied housewives and the environment have in common? They are both fucked by plastic.

Oh... the good old oil wells. In that alternate reality, they've been replaced by horse mills. Well... except, they aren't pulled by horses, but by women that were kept without sex for a year. They don't get to follow a carrot on a stick, but rather, a huge dildo on a stick.
 
268a38e4e219714a005054b1f623c14a.jpg Bad luck!

851a15b5c1a84d9c5697490cd3eb178b.jpg Clear warning!
 
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