The Coffee Shop

[Eulalia]

Wait a minute what happened to me,did I go down with the ship?

'course not, Mighty Mistress -
Polly P's snapped a super shot of our Great Escape!
[thanks Melissa! :ymapplause: ]

You'll have to jump in and swim though,
but fear not -
a devoted dolphin's on hand
to ferry the Great Governess to safety!

It's getting soooooooooo exciting! \/
What's Hansi saying??? :-\

 

[admihoek]

only stupid dutch jokes :ymdevil:

to make it good here some chainganggirlies

 

[admihoek]

some more :ymblushing:

 

[The Fallen Angel]

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.[/quote]
'but ketelbinkie Hansie haakt m een pootje (looking for english american translation) [/quote]

I think Hans means he is either tripping you up or pulling your leg...not sure.. :-\

 

[admihoek]

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.

'but ketelbinkie Hansie haakt m een pootje (looking for english american translation) [/quote]

I think Hans means he is either tripping you up or pulling your leg...not sure.. :-\[/quote]

not her but him i don't know how you can tell that in english and yes it is tripping up in german "people said "Ich stell dir ein bein
und das versteht der Helmut (glaub ich) :ymdevil:

and Ketelbinkie ..................... youngest Seaman is one of the lowest ranks in a Navy. In the Commonwealth it is the lowest rank in the Navy, and in the United States it means the lowest three enlisted rates of the U.S. Navy

 

[Eulalia]

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.

'but ketelbinkie Hansie haakt m een pootje (looking for english american translation) :

I think Hans means he is either tripping you up or pulling your leg...not sure.. :-\

not her but him i don't know how you can tell that in english and yes it is tripping up in german "people said "Ich stell dir ein bein
und das versteht der Helmut (glaub ich) :ymdevil:

and Ketelbinkie ..................... youngest Seaman is one of the lowest ranks in a Navy. In the Commonwealth it is the lowest rank in the Navy, and in the United States it means the lowest three enlisted rates of the U.S. Navy

Good work, Mr Midshipman Hans! :ymapplause:

I think Midshipman's roughly the right word for Ketelbinkie -
at least it was in the days when we had a navy :ar!
(mainly for fighting the Dutch :ymdevil: )

Chain gang girls are such delicious victimettes!
Each one sparks a new Eulalian fantasy -
perhaps a poem...

 

[admihoek]

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.

'but ketelbinkie Hansie haakt m een pootje (looking for english american translation) :

I think Hans means he is either tripping you up or pulling your leg...not sure.. :-\

[quote:1ahbup1v]not her but him i don't know how you can tell that in english and yes it is tripping up in german "people said "Ich stell dir ein bein
und das versteht der Helmut (glaub ich) :ymdevil:

and Ketelbinkie ..................... youngest Seaman is one of the lowest ranks in a Navy. In the Commonwealth it is the lowest rank in the Navy, and in the United States it means the lowest three enlisted rates of the U.S. Navy

Good work, Mr Midshipman Hans! :ymapplause:

I think Midshipman's roughly the right word for Ketelbinkie -
at least it was in the days when we had a navy :ar!
(mainly for fighting the Dutch :ymdevil: )

Chain gang girls are such delicious victimettes!
Each one sparks a new Eulalian fantasy -
perhaps a poem...[/quote:1ahbup1v]
please please please and yes..........more than one

 

[Eulalia]

please please please and yes..........more than one

Well, just one for now,
it's on my Torture Chamber Briefs thread -
not for the squeamish! 8-x x_x :ymdevil:

 

[admihoek]

please please please and yes..........more than one

Well, just one for now,
it's on my Torture Chamber Briefs thread -
not for the squeamish! 8-x x_x :ymdevil:

and the shy one ? (

 

[Eulalia]

please please please and yes..........more than one

Well, just one for now,
it's on my Torture Chamber Briefs thread -
not for the squeamish! 8-x x_x :ymdevil:

and the shy one ? (

Don't be scared, Hansi -
I'll hold your hand.

There's another poem now,
on Helmut's Thread
('cos it came from one of his lovely pics of me crucified)

 

[The Fallen Angel]

While we sort out our next pic just a quick word about post crucifixion cream. Some people don't believe that it exists...well it does. Last night we watched Solomon Kane. He got himself crucified by the bad guys (along with two others for effect). While he was nailed he spotted the girl he was supposed to be rescuing. Being English he gritted his teeth and pulled his hands off the cross and leaped to the ground. A local medicine woman (An ancestor of Polly Perkins) used her post crucifixion cream on him and he was right as rain in less then 24 hours and continued the fight against evil. Max von Sydow and Pete Postlethwaite were in the cast so it was a proper film.
Now where did we put that whipping post?

 

[The Fallen Angel]

And here's the pic. We invited Luscious Lucy the lesbian vampire to our dungeon to give Eullalia the punishment she so richly deserves. She does like to have a nibble now and again while carrying out her orders.

 

[ERIN the Brave]

And here's the pic. We invited Luscious Lucy the lesbian vampire to our dungeon to give Eullalia the punishment she so richly deserves. She does like to have a nibble now and again while carrying out her orders.

Mmmmm bite her for me!

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Hi Connie,
Ulrika is a bit tied up at the moment but as soon as she's free she'll get you a coffee.

 

[Eulalia]

And here's the pic. We invited Luscious Lucy the lesbian vampire to our dungeon to give Eullalia the punishment she so richly deserves. She does like to have a nibble now and again while carrying out her orders.

Specialite du Cafe ce soir ...

Poitrines frapees Ste Eulalie a ses jus!

Here's a poem of mine -
it's more a lesbian dragon than a vampire,
but I guess it's about what Luscious Lucy's thinking -

The Feast

My delicious darling,

I’m wanting to get my claws into you!
I’m longing to lock my scaly tentacles tight round your body,
feel the quivering surge as I squeeze you breathless,
My snaky tongue is hungry for the taste of your soft lips,
it’s straining to invade your mouth,
my sharp teeth ravening for those tender morsels
you’ll yield up to me....

Ah! When your head’s tossed back, hair streaming, breasts up, neck laid bare,
how you invite my fiery appetite!

But are you ready for the things a dragon does?

To be stripped of your scanty undies, explored by my terrible talons?
To be twisted and tortured, stretched and swung, hurled back helpless?
To open to me those tense and tender parts that throb for delicious pain?
To lie every night in the monster’s lair,
To fall asleep, sweating and panting, only to be aroused
by the dragon’s claw in the first light of dawn
flicking your naked nipple?

‘The touch of your lips on my breast,’ you sighed,
‘Binds me forever to you!’

Feel the wave of terror
surge from the very centre of your being!

This will be it –

Prepare yourself, my princess, my naked Andromeda!
Soon you will hear the raptor’s wings –
And you will be no passing snack,
No nibble at girl-meat, no!
You’ll be my banquet, human sacrifice,
My hero’s feast!

 

[The Fallen Angel]

[flv:76mvb5yw]http://melissa.cruxforums.com/Clip2_.flv[/flv:76mvb5yw]

(Hi Hans,
Sorry about that, had too many brackets in the file name. OK now.)

Eulalia may have been better off with the dragon. In this clip the Blood Countess is taking Eulalia for a ride and feasts upon her ample breasts. She then has her tied to a cross, stripped and smeared with honey to attract the bees and...OH!! b****r!!!!...It's all in Russian ( ....How did I manage that :-?
Never mind, Russian sounds very sexy

 

[ERIN the Brave]

Hi Connie,
Ulrika is a bit tied up at the moment but as soon as she's free she'll get you a coffee.

With cream and suger please.

 

[admihoek]

posted on foundation

http://www.sendspace.com/file/1sip5b

And I click my heels three times......

Anyone got any clips?

 

[Eulalia]

Eulalia may have been better off with the dragon. In this clip the Blood Countess is taking Eulalia for a ride and feasts upon her ample breasts. She then has her tied to a cross, stripped and smeared with honey to attract the bees and...OH!! b****r!!!!...It's all in Russian ( ....How did I manage that :-?
Never mind, Russian sounds very sexy

My lines aren't too difficult Russian: "Ah! Aah! Oh! Ow! Owww! Aaaaargh!" etc etc

Nature notes :-B
I'm not sure that bees would be attracted to honey
(they just make the stuff, to feed their queen's babies)

But lots of wasps and flies would be,
and, worst of all,
ants

They'd swarm up my legs
to nibble at my soft, honey-coated breasts,
and carry me away in thousands of tiny sweet morsels
to feed to their babies! :-o

"Ah! Aah! Oh! Ow! Owww! Aaaaargh!" indeed (

 

[admihoek]

Eulalia may have been better off with the dragon. In this clip the Blood Countess is taking Eulalia for a ride and feasts upon her ample breasts. She then has her tied to a cross, stripped and smeared with honey to attract the bees and...OH!! b****r!!!!...It's all in Russian ( ....How did I manage that :-?
Never mind, Russian sounds very sexy

My lines aren't too difficult Russian: "Ah! Aah! Oh! Ow! Owww! Aaaaargh!" etc etc

Nature notes :-B
I'm not sure that bees would be attracted to honey
(they just make the stuff, to feed their queen's babies)

But lots of wasps and flies would be,
and, worst of all,
ants

They'd swarm up my legs
to nibble at my soft, honey-coated breasts,
and carry me away in thousands of tiny sweet morsels
to feed to their babies! :-o

"Ah! Aah! Oh! Ow! Owww! Aaaaargh!" indeed (

and yes crucified and complete alone exept some your itching little friends and we (men of course) enjoying the movie made by melissa and julie :ymdevil: