The Coffee Shop

[Eulalia]

but what's this I hear?
a summons from Magistrate Helmut for Mistress and Slave to join his rowing crew!

Beaten Boating Song

Mind you, the original's so naffly gay it takes some beating!
Not sure how familiar it'll be across the Atlantic, or the North Sea -
Google 'Eton Boating Song' for links to read the words and/or hear the tune

Connie-boating weather -
Mistress to please,
Crack of whip-leather,
Men taking their ease,
While we swing, swing together,
With my body between her knees,
Yes, swing, swing together,
My body between her knees.

Hansi's cruel wit's clever,
Helmut lashes me - howww!!!
But I'll row forever
With Connie stroking my bow,
And nothing can possibly sever
The chains that are round me now,
No, nothing can possibly sever
The chains that are round me now.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Absolutely marvelous =)) ) ....however the Star Chamber have summoned you on two charges. Firstly that you knowingly wrote a Ballade out of season and secondly that you are too clever by half. After you have been tried and found guilty you will spend the rest of your life being roasted in our dungeon. The coals are already being lit.

Have a nice day

 

[admihoek]

Absolutely marvelous =)) ) ....however the Star Chamber have summoned you on two charges. Firstly that you knowingly wrote a Ballade out of season and secondly that you are too clever by half. After you have been tried and found guilty you will spend the rest of your life being roasted in our dungeon. The coals are already being lit.

Have a nice day

in or out date i like her writings (songs, ballades and want to hear them here in the shop not in the dungeon and i'm in charge for torture and after that we me and my associate governor The Cruel Connie will crucified the "Holy" bitch but after our doings she will be a much more melodious Holy bitch and we give her an nice, long and tantalized day and night. After hat we pay that guy Helmut a brief visit because he has balance something (perhaps nice tooooooo) with our colleague and our Holy bitch. Also much fun in store :ymdevil:

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Melissa: I said you'd be in trouble for writing Ballade's out of season.
Eulalia: But there isn't a season!
Melissa: Yes there is. It begins on August 12th.
Eulalia: That's the grouse season!
Melissa: I said you were too clever by half.
Eulalia: By a half of what may I ask?
Melissa:By a half of what you should be of course.
Eulalia: So if I should be X then I am now ½ of X?
Melissa: No. You are now 3/2 of X, or 1.5X..
Eulalia: How did you work that out?
Melissa: Simple. I increased X by ½ by adding X to ½ of X to give 1.5X.
Eulalia: You never said anything about increasing X !!!
Melissa: Er...it was implied that X had to be increased by ½..
Eulalia: But if you increase X by ½ then why doesn't it become X+1/2. Like if I increase 2 by 3 then it becomes 5.
Melissa: :-\ ….....Fancy a coffee?
Eulalia: On the house?
Melissa: Of course.

 

[Eulalia]

I've just discovered the wonderful drawings of De Lucena at http://www.chainganggirls.com

Here's just a few of them, picturing some of what's going to happen to Eulalia in the Dungeon!

 

[Eulalia]

That's only the beginning...!

 

[Eulalia]

But my confession only earns me worse Tortures!

 

[admihoek]

found a laywer for you

Lawyer W. Wayne Punshon
http://punshonlaw.com/index.htm
seems to have some strange on his site...
http://punshonlaw.com/texans-noosed-girls-pictures/

:ymdevil: (

 

[ERIN the Brave]

I've just discovered the wonderful drawings of De Lucena at http://www.chainganggirls.com

Here's just a few of them, picturing some of what's going to happen to Eulalia in the Dungeon!

Getting the hot cole's ready!

 

[The Fallen Angel]

I've just discovered the wonderful drawings of De Lucena at http://www.chainganggirls.com

Here's just a few of them, picturing some of what's going to happen to Eulalia in the Dungeon!

Getting the hot cole's ready!

Apart from the Lottery, I am not a betting person but I bet Eulalia found chainganggirls by typing "Female galley slaves" in to Google...just like I did )
We traveled home on a bus today and shared the last copy of the Metro (A free newspaper available on public transport). It is always interesting because it aims at the average sort of person and has loads of articles. It was even more interesting today when we turned to page 13!. Jules said we must invite the artist to our BDSM section.
Does BP now stand for British Pornography?

Anyone found a clearer copy?

 

[The Fallen Angel]

I don't believe it!..Just Googled Louis Smith and came up with St. Peter upside down.

 

[Eulalia]

I've just discovered the wonderful drawings of De Lucena at http://www.chainganggirls.com

Here's just a few of them, picturing some of what's going to happen to Eulalia in the Dungeon!

Getting the hot cole's ready!

The excitement's roused me to post some Torture Chamber Briefs in a new thread in Files & Links, in eager anticipation!

Apart from the Lottery, I am not a betting person but I bet Eulalia found chainganggirls by typing "Female galley slaves" in to Google...just like I did )
I think it was just 'girls chained', but indeed the galley-girls are there, and lots more delightful stuff

We traveled home on a bus today and shared the last copy of the Metro (A free newspaper available on public transport). I once had a job handing out the Metro - 5-8 am at the station. I know how she felt! It is always interesting because it aims at the average sort of person and has loads of articles. It was even more interesting today when we turned to page 13!. Jules said we must invite the artist to our BDSM section.
Does BP now stand for British Pornography?

Anyone found a clearer copy?

 

[Eulalia]

Connie wrote (on Arcimboldo's Pics thread)
Well there you are my little slave,you have been running around on me...time I teach you a little lession...where is my whip?

When you and I managed to sink Helmut's galley
by our incompetent rowing
I dived in and swam to this island
where they were advertising for a girl
to serve at the Sea-Food Diner.

Here I am, getting ready for work.

Perhaps you'd like to whip me
while I'm waiting for the hungry customer

[Melissa has some lashes for me too,
for committing a heinous joke]

 

[ERIN the Brave]

Connie wrote (on Arcimboldo's Pics thread)
Well there you are my little slave,you have been running around on me...time I teach you a little lession...where is my whip?

When you and I managed to sink Helmut's galley
by our incompetent rowing
I dived in and swam to this island
where they were advertising for a girl
to serve at the Sea-Food Diner.

Here I am, getting ready for work.

Perhaps you'd like to whip me
while I'm waiting for the hungry customer

[Melissa has some lashes for me too,
for committing a heinous joke]

Wait a minute what happened to me,did I go down with the ship?

 

[helmut]

Connie wrote (on Arcimboldo's Pics thread)
Well there you are my little slave,you have been running around on me...time I teach you a little lession...where is my whip?

"When you and I managed to sink Helmut's galley...."

:ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
Wishful thinking. No one gets off of my galley without permission. Give the wench Fifty, and double lock all the chains. Bring the ship up to ram speed and keep her there for an hour, that should take some of will to rebel out of them.
:ar! ) ) )
Helmut

 

[The Fallen Angel]

I'm not certain but this latest pic from our agent, Polly Perkins does appear to show Eulalia and Connie escaping. Run Connie!! run!!

 

[ERIN the Brave]

I'm not certain but this latest pic from our agent, Polly Perkins does appear to show Eulalia and Connie escaping. Run Connie!! run!!

Running now!"FEET DO YOUR STUFF!"

 

[jonesygirl]

I'm not certain but this latest pic from our agent, Polly Perkins does appear to show Eulalia and Connie escaping. Run Connie!! run!!

Running now!"FEET DO YOUR STUFF!"

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.

 

[admihoek]

I'm not certain but this latest pic from our agent, Polly Perkins does appear to show Eulalia and Connie escaping. Run Connie!! run!!

Running now!"FEET DO YOUR STUFF!"

You'll have to be quick!! Captain Helmut is after you.

'but ketelbinkie Hansie haakt m een pootje (looking for english american translation)

 

[Eulalia]

Give the wench Fifty, and double lock all the chains. Bring the ship up to ram speed and keep her there for an hour, that should take some of will to rebel out of them.
Helmut

With oarslaves like Connie and me
you'd be lucky to get her up to sheep speed!

Never mind,
I'll take the 50 lashes.

I've had some lovely lashings from Connie, the B'stard sisters and other females
but I'm longing to feel what men can do -
so wield your whip, Helmut -
the wench is waiting....