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The Olympic Crux
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...but they are very motivated!!! How's your training going...View attachment 381968 "Tree's Transylvania Trainees ("TTT" for short) .... they know not what they are getting into here.
The three member crucifixion support teams are allowed to 'encourage' their athlete to carry their crosses to their assigned crucifixion point in an hour without carrying the cross for her. How you encourage her is your business...
LittleSiss
Sorceress
A proper trainer would simply trust in the subject and move her along. Knowing that August will be a July of torment.
Assistance ... fills each void but we of tender skin must hold true to more than trust and emotion.
???? And so it goes????
Ana and Elena soon find themselves in the hot, humid yet dusty cellar of the Tree estate barn and stable. Above them every time a horse is moved straw dust sifts through the thick old oak floors coating their skin with a sweat-soaked pore-blocking paste. It has been hours since they Romanians were crucified with cuffs and chains. The only break will be at the three hour intervals when they are allowed to try to drink a liter of water in in fifteen minutes. Elena looks at Tree and says “We don’t need any water!”
Ana says something Tree doesn’t understand but he assumes the darker haired one disagrees.
Tree gives them the water which Elena drinks grudgingly while Ana sucks down greedily. Back at the Tree house he watches the women on the pirated feed of RR Video Entertainment. The show is good but the picture is grainy.
He calls DirecTV and somehow gets a real person to answer the phone. The representative explains they don’t even carry RR Video Entertainment.
He gets up the next (very late) morning and sees the crappy picture of Ana struggling on her improvised cross. He yells to Ulrika “Do I have to adjust the ‘rabbit ears’ or something to get a better picture?”
Ed. note to the young ones… ‘rabbit ears’ are a set-top antenna used to pull in VHF broadcast signal clearly.
Ulrika walks in and looks at the blurred picture. Tree knows she is stark naked and smoking a Madame Wu Blunt. He also knows a snowflake on a 95 degree day in June has a better chance of getting between her legs than he does and doesn’t even look at her.
Ulrika says “If you paid RR for his channels you could get a clear picture. Fuck, that Elena is hot!”
She grabs a magnum of wine and a pair of liter bottles of cold water and saunters her naked ass down to the stable…
Tree
Ana says something Tree doesn’t understand but he assumes the darker haired one disagrees.
Tree gives them the water which Elena drinks grudgingly while Ana sucks down greedily. Back at the Tree house he watches the women on the pirated feed of RR Video Entertainment. The show is good but the picture is grainy.
He calls DirecTV and somehow gets a real person to answer the phone. The representative explains they don’t even carry RR Video Entertainment.
He gets up the next (very late) morning and sees the crappy picture of Ana struggling on her improvised cross. He yells to Ulrika “Do I have to adjust the ‘rabbit ears’ or something to get a better picture?”
Ed. note to the young ones… ‘rabbit ears’ are a set-top antenna used to pull in VHF broadcast signal clearly.
Ulrika walks in and looks at the blurred picture. Tree knows she is stark naked and smoking a Madame Wu Blunt. He also knows a snowflake on a 95 degree day in June has a better chance of getting between her legs than he does and doesn’t even look at her.
Ulrika says “If you paid RR for his channels you could get a clear picture. Fuck, that Elena is hot!”
She grabs a magnum of wine and a pair of liter bottles of cold water and saunters her naked ass down to the stable…
Tree
That tender skin part is very importantA proper trainer would simply trust in the subject and move her along. Knowing that August will be a July of torment.
Assistance ... fills each void but we of tender skin must hold true to more than trust and emotion.
???? And so it goes????
I do not always understand what Siss posts but I know what I think...A proper trainer would simply trust in the subject and move her along. Knowing that August will be a July of torment.
Assistance ... fills each void but we of tender skin must hold true to more than trust and emotion.
???? And so it goes????
Hey, hey Julia, you're acting so peculiar
I know I'd never fool you in a million years
A horn section you resemble and your figure makes me tremble
And I sure would like to handle what's between your ears
You're a temptation to a man
I could not resist you and I won't if I can...
T
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Be assured I will think about it...You are so right,Tree !
You or I puzzle.
...I've more time than brains...
Tree
I really expected help from all angles writing this... All I hear is crickets...
Elsewhere around the world the Gallic Warrior Natasha shows up at the original Cruxton Abbey. She meets with B. Robert Wragg. She glares at him and says “Your fucking cousin dumped me for some bitch from an American Blue State. I do not want that cunt to get a medal in the 2024 Olympic Crux!”
B. Robert says “Time is short to even enter you (no double entendre implied). Why should I even consider sponsoring you?”
“I’ve been through hell and ate hospital food. I’ll bet it tastes better than if I cut your cock and balls off and feed them to you!”
For some reason B. Robert Wragg, the media mogul, wrote a rather large check!
Meanwhile Dorothy is rather confused about this whole Olympic selection process. She is a bit confused as to how the ‘make-up staff’ prepared her for her interview for the Crux Chronicle but this has all been a bit new to her…
Tree
B. Robert says “Time is short to even enter you (no double entendre implied). Why should I even consider sponsoring you?”
“I’ve been through hell and ate hospital food. I’ll bet it tastes better than if I cut your cock and balls off and feed them to you!”
For some reason B. Robert Wragg, the media mogul, wrote a rather large check!
Meanwhile Dorothy is rather confused about this whole Olympic selection process. She is a bit confused as to how the ‘make-up staff’ prepared her for her interview for the Crux Chronicle but this has all been a bit new to her…
Tree
LittleSiss
Sorceress
A concept that I believe may have been mine ... once?
Thirsty are the rich!
The poor are hungry for more.
Walk with me unless ...
Someone ...
Waters the booze!
Do you know how hard it is to hold a new Olympic game in LA??? I really have to do CARB study to prove your flatulence will not contribute to the smog layer!!!
I slave all day under the lash, training to win this thing. At night I faithfully record each day's trials and tribulations. All in the hope of making academic fame. I want to write and publish a full analysis of the mental and physical stamina necessary to win this new Olympic event. But at times the doubts assail me. The Germans are good. Tree trains anyone that will pay him including that idiot duo from Transylvania! Joan will undoubtedly do everything in her power to trip me up. And I have yet to see the likes of Bull and Gunner in this thread. In any case, I know I must suck it up and keep training until Tree finally decides it's 2024 and the trials begin. And when I finally win the gold, I will thank my international team and especially thank my mentor Siss
I think I spent too much time tonight watching the Tony Awards
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Gunner and Bull cannot be on a 'support team' due to their union status...
...however they do have numerous sons and daughters...
This could complicate things...
T
