The Trial of Barbaria1

[thehangingtree]

11.

With the following signatures duly coerced affixed from the following, CruxForums launches on a new era of enlightened monarchial rule with Queen Barbaria1 on the throne (as well as the site’s control panel):@Wragg , @old slave , @Jollyrei , @phlebas , @twonines , @montycrusto , @Harsh Martinet , @Apostate , @thehangingtree , @Loinclothslave , @Madiosi , @bobinder , @RacingRodent , @Loxuru , @Heineudo , @windar , @jimsac , @Gibbs505 , @Juan1234 , @Fossy , @Naraku , @wulf , @carloscruz , @Baracus , @Doragon , @Blue , @Migoz2 , @Bosun256 , @Kodos the Executioner , @Baron Von Sade , @dfg42.

TBC

Never trust Tree's signature on any document (unless it is the one that sentences you to death). One hears he is upset about Barbara'a flight from justice! One wonders if he will stop Barbara's beheading so she can be disrobed and have her head removed properly with her breasts feeling the coarse wood of the guillotine's bench tormenting them before she loses her head.

 

[montycrusto]

Looks like Barb’s reign of terror isn’t going to last very long
..more of a “light drizzle” of terror, really

 

[twonines]

With Barb`s aims unrealistically hiked,
A situation none of us liked.
From erotic submission
To vaulting ambition,
Surely, her Riesling`s been spiked!

 

[Madiosi]

Abdicate could be a way out.

 

[Barbaria1]

Never trust Tree's signature on any document (unless it is the one that sentences you to death).

Reads the inscription on my tombstone!

Abdicate could be a way out.
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Never! Noch nie! Nunca! Jamais! Aldrig! Nooit! ποτέ! Nigdy! никогда! ніколи!!!

 

[twonines]

Reads the inscription on my tombstone!



Never! Noch nie! Nunca! Jamais! Aldrig! Nooit! ποτέ! Nigdy! никогда! ніколи!!!

Abdication? No, a violent coup, followed by summary painful punishment is more appropriate.

 

[Wragg]

She's left me with the key to the dungeon....

 

[Madiosi]

Never! Noch nie! Nunca! Jamais! Aldrig! Nooit! ποτέ! Nigdy! никогда! ніколи!!!

OK! Pal's, she prefer learning through pain. Let's go!

 

[Barbaria1]

Abdication? No, a violent coup, followed by summary painful punishment is more appropriate.

She's left me with the key to the dungeon....

OK! Pal's, she prefer learning through pain. Let's go!
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None of this bodes well. Contemplating a preemptive strike. Someone remind me. Who did I appoint to be in charge of internal security?

 

[Madiosi]

No one! The office is empty since years:

https://www.t-online.de/leben/reisen/deutschland/id_53645994/si_2/stasimuseum-im-buero-von-erich-mielke.html

 

[Barbaria1]

No one! The office is empty since years:

https://www.t-online.de/leben/reisen/deutschland/id_53645994/si_2/stasimuseum-im-buero-von-erich-mielke.html

But it’s former occupants are out of work and seeking employment.

 

[Madiosi]

But it’s occupants are out of work and seeking employment.

Yes! But not for Kingdom and his rebelious Queen. For the Republic.

 

[secret spy]

But it’s former occupants are out of work and seeking employment.

My collegues will never working for such a moral spoiled Representative of a dying system.

 

[Loxuru]

None of this bodes well. Contemplating a preemptive strike. Someone remind me. Who did I appoint to be in charge of internal security?

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Is Her Majesty going to entrust Law and Order in Her Queendom to the Arkansas Constabulary?

 

[montycrusto]

Queen Barb’s Minister of Internal Affairs is very thorough… she can leave everything in his capable hands..
(GIF)

 

[Barbaria1]

Queen Barb’s Minister of Internal Affairs is very thorough… she can leave everything in his capable hands..
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Okay… who do I know on CF who wears a blue suit?

 

[Doragon]

I do not wear a blue suit, but I am always willing to share some information to stab someone else in the back. Oh Queen, it has come to my attention that the girls at CF are planning a coup. I suggest ordering us to crucify them all, after some fine whipping of course.

 

[Wragg]

Okay… who do I know on CF who wears a blue suit?

With a tell tale stain on it....

 

[Hugin&Munin]

I think it's time Barb is showed the terms in the small print of her contract in the first part (only 25 narrowly printed pages, which you can decipher quite easily with a magnifying glass, it says that Barb can only become queen if not one of her clones is left is alive, so we should flog her for unlawfully stealing the throne and restore our rightful order.

 

[Madiosi]

Okay… who do I know on CF who wears a blue suit?