The Trial of Barbaria1

[Harsh Martinet]

My proposal for a throne suitable for our Queen

 

[Barbaria1]

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My proposal for a throne suitable for our Queen

GAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!

 

[twonines]

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My proposal for a throne suitable for our Queen

This is a really sophisticated throne,
Which "Queen" Barb has now made her own.
As the thing vibrated,
She became more elated,
And emitted a very sexy moan.

 

[Madiosi]

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My proposal for a throne suitable for our Queen

We should be a bit more proud for our very beautiful Queen. Which Kingdom have a similar Queen?

 

[Madiosi]

Ok, maybe she is a bit to conceited and bossy. But, nobody is perfect.

 

[RacingRodent]

Ok, maybe she is a bit to conceited and bossy. But, nobody is perfect.
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Historians too would long ponder Madiosi's promotion to Prime Minister and equally sudden demotion to toilet attendant in "the time it takes to read a single CF thread" as one would put it.

 

[Barbaria1]

This is a really sophisticated throne,
Which "Queen" Barb has now made her own.
As the thing vibrated,
She became more elated,
And emitted a very sexy moan.

To the scullery with YOU!

 

[Barbaria1]

Historians too would long ponder Madiosi's promotion to Prime Minister and equally sudden demotion to toilet attendant in "the time it takes to read a single CF thread" as one would put it.

So I’m fickle. Want to make something of it, wise guy??

 

[twonines]

To the scullery with YOU!

Barb thinks she`s in charge of us men.
I suppose that`s the power of the pen.
Soon her reign will come to an end,
And once more she`ll have to bend,
As we skin her tight little yet again.

 

[Loxuru]

Which Kingdom have a similar Queen?

Queen Joan Tree I of Arkansas?

But, nobody is perfect.

Indeed! Our Queen forgot to forbid fine print!

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb thinks she`s in charge of us men.
I suppose that`s the power of the pen.
Soon her reign will come to an end,
And once more she`ll have to bend,
As we skin her tight little yet again.

Cease and desist, or else!!!!!

 

[Loxuru]

Cease and desist, or else!!!!!

Uh-oh! Is Barb's clone army underway to subjugate us?

 

[twonines]

Cease and desist, or else!!!!!

We men are naturally sadistic,
A situation more realistic.
When Barb`s fad at last,
Has finally passed,
She`ll revert to being masochistic.

 

[Barbaria1]

We men are naturally sadistic,
A situation more realistic.
When Barb`s fad at last,
Has finally passed,
She`ll revert to being masochistic.

This bloke doesn’t get it! No Moore rhyming!!!!

 

[Wragg]

whom Queen Barbara I has appointed as her official legal counsel and Chancellor of the Exchequer.

I thought rule 1 implied that she was infallible?

Ah, well. She'll find out for herself soon enough whether she's infallible or not.

6. @Wragg is herby ordered to triple the size of the Cruxton Abbey scullery immediately so as to accommodate an incoming flood of new scullery maids.

Yes, well, the scullery isn't the problem, it's the subsequent increase in dungeon capacity that could be expensive....

 

[Wragg]

To the scullery with YOU!

Thanks Barb!

Welcome to the scullery, Twonines. There are a few potatoes that need peeling before dinner.

 

[Doragon]

Uh-oh! Is Barb's clone army underway to subjugate us?
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Wow, that many. Don't mind if I kidnap a few, they won't be missed.

 

[Madiosi]

Thanks Barb!

Welcome to the scullery, Twonines. There are a few potatoes that need peeling before dinner.

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View in the scullery

 

[Madiosi]

Twonines and ???? in the scullery.

 

[Madiosi]

The last Empress from Imperium of Crux