I didn't want to say...
Well, this looks like it's all just a lot of work. Graves registraion? What happened to the fine tradition of unmarked graves?
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The Trial of Barbaria1
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Or piling up naked bodies of crucified rebel crux girls in one mass grave?
Don’t let @windar see that!
It's not that much work. Bit of paint on some scrap hardboard. Clone 1, Clone 2, Clone 3 and Barb. Simples!
Blue
Magistrate
Definitely not me, nope... no way... my screen name has nothing to do my preferred color for apparel... absolutely nothing.Okay… who do I know on CF who wears a blue suit?
Jackie1111
Tribune
Oh my Queen! I just heard the news and rushed here as soon as I could.
Queen Barbara1, I kneel before you this evening to let you know that I submit myself completely to you! I am, as of this moment, devoting my life to your happiness and pleasure.
And I am deeply honored that you named me chief performer and choreographer for erotic dancing in your court. I am already looking forward to the first time I dance for you! It will be my pleasure to entertain and entrance you.
May I show you the sort of shoes I tend to wear? And do you approve?
Queen Barbara1, I kneel before you this evening to let you know that I submit myself completely to you! I am, as of this moment, devoting my life to your happiness and pleasure.
And I am deeply honored that you named me chief performer and choreographer for erotic dancing in your court. I am already looking forward to the first time I dance for you! It will be my pleasure to entertain and entrance you.
May I show you the sort of shoes I tend to wear? And do you approve?
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Blue
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montycrusto
Guest
Wow, that was way over-the-top; still, quite befitting Barb’s delusions of grandeur …For some reason, this 'Queen Barb' stuff reminds me to a scene in Jean-Pierre Ponelle's filming (1975) of Carl Orff's Carmina Burana.
(Queen Ayesha from Guardians of the Galaxy)
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Over the top? Orff put the Medieval poetry on music, Ponnelle staged Orff's music, visualising the content of the original texts. One critics stated that it is like walking into a Bosch painting, a clash between Christianism and erotics. When the movie was released, many scenes were considered as blasphemous, and it was threatened with censorship.
You mean, the fools dancing around her as at 1:20?For some reason, this 'Queen Barb' stuff reminds me to a scene in Jean-Pierre Ponelle's filming (1975) of Carl Orff's Carmina Burana.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Do you mean 'the fools dancing around Her Majesty's Most Honorary Tight Little'?You mean, the fools dancing around her as at 1:20?
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
This is the way to treat her tight little!! And her other tight littles as well!Do you mean 'the fools dancing around Her Majesty's Most Honorary Tight Little'?
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nicole
Tribune
Very nice photos your queen will surely be seduced
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Intoxicated with her newfound autocratic powers, and increasingly aware of growing disgruntlement among the native populace, Queen Barbaria1 issues a series of Royal executive orders and proclamations. Duly recorded by @RacingRodent as the good Queen reclines in her bath (he is required to look the other way and to keep his tail out of the bath water), they read as follows.
1. Let it hereby be known that henceforth the Queen shall be formally addressed as: Her Majesty and Right Honorable and Infallible Ruler of CruxForums and all its Dominions, with the exception of Arkansas, Queen Barbaria I.
2. Rhyming of any kind is hereby forbidden and should @montycrusto and @twonines have the foolish audacity to persist in sullying the site with any more of such aforementioned garbage, they shall be relegated to the role of scullery maids at Cruxton Abbey.
3. The phrases, exclamations and words, “tight little,” “Oh shit!” Geeze!” “fine print,” “tumescent,” and “demerits,” shall hereby be enshrined in the CruxForums Lexicon Hall of Fame and any unauthorized use of same shall incur a fine determined and collected by @thehangingtree esq., whom Queen Barbara I has appointed as her official legal counsel and Chancellor of the Exchequer.
4. Hijacking of threads is hereby forbidden unless done by Queen Barbaria1. No exceptions.
5. @Jollyrei is hereby ordered to put on some weight, wear some colorful clothing, and stop behaving so ghoulishly, or he will soon find himself joining Monty and Twonines in the Cruxton Abbey scullery.
6. @Wragg is herby ordered to triple the size of the Cruxton Abbey scullery immediately so as to accommodate an incoming flood of new scullery maids.
7. @phlebas is hereby instructed to speed up the weekly presentations of his prodigious collection of crux art so as to bring it to the present by yesterday or be banished to the Cruxton Abbey scullery, Australian branch.
8. @Loinclothslave is hereby ordered to cover up or join Phlebas in the scullery.
9. @wulf is hereby ordered to turn over all of his model planes to the CruxForums Armory so that they can be used as prototypes for the new CruxForums Blue Avengers air arm the Queen is forming to smite her foes from above with aerial demerit bombs.
And at that point, with her bath water turning tepid and tiring for the moment of issuing proclamations, Queen Barbaria orders @Harsh Martinet , @Loxuru , and @Heineudo to dry her off …. while wearing blindfolds, while @Madiosi stands ready nearby, to cover her nudity with ermine robe.
TBC
Intoxicated with her newfound autocratic powers, and increasingly aware of growing disgruntlement among the native populace, Queen Barbaria1 issues a series of Royal executive orders and proclamations. Duly recorded by @RacingRodent as the good Queen reclines in her bath (he is required to look the other way and to keep his tail out of the bath water), they read as follows.
1. Let it hereby be known that henceforth the Queen shall be formally addressed as: Her Majesty and Right Honorable and Infallible Ruler of CruxForums and all its Dominions, with the exception of Arkansas, Queen Barbaria I.
2. Rhyming of any kind is hereby forbidden and should @montycrusto and @twonines have the foolish audacity to persist in sullying the site with any more of such aforementioned garbage, they shall be relegated to the role of scullery maids at Cruxton Abbey.
3. The phrases, exclamations and words, “tight little,” “Oh shit!” Geeze!” “fine print,” “tumescent,” and “demerits,” shall hereby be enshrined in the CruxForums Lexicon Hall of Fame and any unauthorized use of same shall incur a fine determined and collected by @thehangingtree esq., whom Queen Barbara I has appointed as her official legal counsel and Chancellor of the Exchequer.
4. Hijacking of threads is hereby forbidden unless done by Queen Barbaria1. No exceptions.
5. @Jollyrei is hereby ordered to put on some weight, wear some colorful clothing, and stop behaving so ghoulishly, or he will soon find himself joining Monty and Twonines in the Cruxton Abbey scullery.
6. @Wragg is herby ordered to triple the size of the Cruxton Abbey scullery immediately so as to accommodate an incoming flood of new scullery maids.
7. @phlebas is hereby instructed to speed up the weekly presentations of his prodigious collection of crux art so as to bring it to the present by yesterday or be banished to the Cruxton Abbey scullery, Australian branch.
8. @Loinclothslave is hereby ordered to cover up or join Phlebas in the scullery.
9. @wulf is hereby ordered to turn over all of his model planes to the CruxForums Armory so that they can be used as prototypes for the new CruxForums Blue Avengers air arm the Queen is forming to smite her foes from above with aerial demerit bombs.
And at that point, with her bath water turning tepid and tiring for the moment of issuing proclamations, Queen Barbaria orders @Harsh Martinet , @Loxuru , and @Heineudo to dry her off …. while wearing blindfolds, while @Madiosi stands ready nearby, to cover her nudity with ermine robe.
TBC
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Harsh Martinet
Consul
Hope the Queen doesn't notice how I give those crevices where moisture can linger a few extra rubs 
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montycrusto
Guest
Careful. I think use of the word “crevice” can get you sent to the sculleries…. Whatever they are..Hope the Queen doesn't notice how I give those crevices where moisture can linger a few extra rubs
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Dear Worshipful Queen @Barbaria1
I @Baracus grovel before you in utter debasement,(whilst admiring one's "tight little") for I have a suggestion to make regards rule #9.
I believe that I,too have a fair selection of model airplanes,perhaps a greater number,so enshelved.
Perhaps they should join those,as made by @wulf ..??
Thank you,your exalted majesty.....all supreme monarch of Cruxton.
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And at that point, with her bath water turning tepid and tiring for the moment of issuing proclamations, Queen Barbaria orders @Harsh Martinet , @Loxuru , and @Heineudo to dry her off …. while wearing blindfolds, while @Madiosi stands ready nearby, to cover her nudity with ermine robe.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
With that blindfold on, I of course have to grope around, touching, from toes to chin and backward down, to be sure it is Her Majesty's Right Honorable body, I am going to dry off!
