The Trial of Barbaria1

[Loxuru]

I thought rule 1 implied that she was infallible?

That infallibility is a bad habit, inherited from that occasion Barb has been elected a pope and been very briefly in office!

The Cardinal Bishop and his Female Pope

Hi friends, Launching a new story here … a bit of revisionist history I’ve had floating about in my head the last day or two. It will be coming out slowly over the coming weeks. And attention artists: a challenge for you. I’d love to see some accompanying art posted on the thread. Remember...

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[bobinder]

9. @wulf is hereby ordered to turn over all of his model planes to the CruxForums Armory so that they can be used as prototypes for the new CruxForums Blue Avengers air arm the Queen is forming to smite her foes from above with aerial demerit bombs.

Dear Worshipful Queen @Barbaria1
I @Baracus grovel before you in utter debasement,(whilst admiring one's "tight little") for I have a suggestion to make regards rule #9.
I believe that I,too have a fair selection of model airplanes,perhaps a greater number,so enshelved.
Perhaps they should join those,as made by @wulf ..??
Thank you,your exalted majesty.....all supreme monarch of Cruxton.

'I can't see the FW-190...'

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[twonines]

Thanks Barb!

Welcome to the scullery, Twonines. There are a few potatoes that need peeling before dinner.

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As an old soldier I did my share of that nearly seventy years ago!

 

[twonines]

That infallibility is a bad habit, inherited from that occasion Barb has been elected a pope and been very briefly in office!

The Cardinal Bishop and his Female Pope

Hi friends, Launching a new story here … a bit of revisionist history I’ve had floating about in my head the last day or two. It will be coming out slowly over the coming weeks. And attention artists: a challenge for you. I’d love to see some accompanying art posted on the thread. Remember...

www.cruxforums.com

She obviously failed to learn from the experience, a common failing it seems.

 

[Wragg]

As an old soldier I did my share of that nearly seventy years ago!

An experienced scullery maid! Excellent!

 

[Barbaria1]

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Don’t take a chance, never look askance
Don’t attempt to rhyme, not even once
Or suffer extreme consequence

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Try saying adieu, without proper ado
And there’ll be trouble for you
Cause you know you shouldnt do

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

[there’s a warning in this little ditty for a couple of my disloyal subjects]

 

[Madiosi]

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Don’t take a chance, never look askance
Don’t attempt to rhyme, not even once
Or suffer extreme consequence

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Try saying adieu, without proper ado
And there’ll be trouble for you
Cause you know you shouldnt do

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

[there’s a warning in this little ditty for a couple of my disloyal subjects]

That sounds truly barbarious in my old ears!

 

[twonines]

This farrago, when reviewed with a degree of candor,
Reveals all Barb`s delusions of grandeur.
This is a view that can`t be defended,
Hail the great day when it is ended.
The court will ensure they both whip and brand her

 

[Harsh Martinet]

This farrago, when reviewed with a degree of candor,
Reveals all Barb`s delusions of grandeur.
This is a view that can`t be defended,
Hail the great day when it is ended.
The court will ensure they both whip and brand her

Oh noooo! Not THAT

 

[RacingRodent]

This farrago, when reviewed with a degree of candor,
Reveals all Barb`s delusions of grandeur.
This is a view that can`t be defended,
Hail the great day when it is ended.
The court will ensure they both whip and brand her

There's gonna be a revolution!


I mean just a guess

 

[Loxuru]

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

The Queen of Surf Pop!

Rules with a harsh hand over the Californian beach!

Beware of displeasuring Her Majesty!

 

[Wragg]

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Don’t take a chance, never look askance
Don’t attempt to rhyme, not even once
Or suffer extreme consequence

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Try saying adieu, without proper ado
And there’ll be trouble for you
Cause you know you shouldnt do

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

[there’s a warning in this little ditty for a couple of my disloyal subjects]

Queen Baa-Baa-Barb?

 

[Jackie1111]

There's gonna be a revolution!

If there were to be a successful revolution against our Queen, will those who pledged their loyalty to her suffer any consequences?

Asking for a friend.

 

[thehangingtree]

Asking for a friend.

'Asking for a friend'? Is she merely hiding her allegiance to the queen???

Hold her in the dungeon! We'll need no trial to condemn this wench!!!

 

[Madiosi]

If there were to be a successful revolution against our Queen, will those who pledged their loyalty to her suffer any consequences?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Loxuru]

If there were to be a successful revolution against our Queen, will those who pledged their loyalty to her suffer any consequences?

Asking for a friend.

Just getting crucified, that's it! Furthermore, no consequences!

 

[Hugin&Munin]

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Don’t take a chance, never look askance
Don’t attempt to rhyme, not even once
Or suffer extreme consequence

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Try saying adieu, without proper ado
And there’ll be trouble for you
Cause you know you shouldnt do

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Queen of our land
Barbara Ann
You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

[there’s a warning in this little ditty for a couple of my disloyal subjects]

Oh this is really Ba Ba Ba Barbaric !

 

[Doragon]

You got us bowin' and a scrapin'
And a singin’ your a praisin'
Barbara Ann

I don't think we'll be singing that song. We'll be singing this instead:

When people call us revolutionary
They're just tryin' to see
All that we choose

When all we want is everybody free
The universe would be one brotherhood

It isn't wrong to be prepared to fight
Together to unite if we believe
In giving everything our heart and soul
Until we reach the goal we should achieve

It shouldn't matter if we're brown or white
Yellow or black as night to anyone
We're all born equal with the self same rights
Sharing the same daylight under the sun

If loving freedom makes me quality
Of opportunity is where revolutionary
Constantly, fervently, firmly
Revolutionary

 

[Loxuru]

It looks like, the role of 'Rebel Leader' has been reversed!

 

[Wragg]

It looks like, the role of 'Rebel Leader' has been reversed!

I'm glad I'm not the only confused one around here!