Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The first pics of a Star Wars sequel starring Amy Hesketh?
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"Donnerwetter, Helga get off my tank! You block my gunner's view!"
"Last night, you promised to marry me, Otto!"
"Helga, this is not the moment! We are in a battle! And get your clothes on! You draw the enemy's attention on us! Where are your clothes!?"
"Ich weiss nicht was soll es bedeuten.... My clothes are where you took them off, last night, Otto, inside the tank."
"Shut up! The men are listening! Stop singing and get away from here!"
"We're going to hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line! First your promise, Otto liebchen!"
Er - oh, I just remembered the bolt on the space-station door needed tightening,View attachment 324356 Somehow I don't think that wrench is going to make the difference.
um, do you think you could give me a han - erm - claw, Mr Alien?
that's right Eul ... charm offensive ... keep him off balance until you can figure out where best to hit him.
"Donnerwetter, Helga get off my tank! You block my gunner's view!"
"Last night, you promised to marry me, Otto!"
"Helga, this is not the moment! We are in a battle! And get your clothes on! You draw the enemy's attention on us! Where are your clothes!?"
"Ich weiss nicht was soll es bedeuten.... My clothes are where you took them off, last night, Otto, inside the tank."
"Shut up! The men are listening! Stop singing and get away from here!"
"We're going to hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line! First your promise, Otto liebchen!"
Loxuru
Whether in war or in peace, love is beautiful!
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View attachment 324356 Somehow I don't think that wrench is going to make the difference.
Barbaria
Try, after all you are a slave and have no choice!
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Barbaria
I do not know if this tactic is pure naivety, or if the star trip left you crazy.
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The first pics of a Star Wars sequel starring Amy Hesketh?
I like the sound of that.
How about this one?
old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
Nice chair cover, shame if it gets soiled by blood or worse.How about this one?
can't manage a Nazi salute with my arms tied behind me,
but if you let me stand up I can do a funny walk!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"Where will the invasion take place! Tell me!"
"In Normandy! In Normandy! On the beaches north of Bayeux and Caen!"
"Do not try to fool me! No one will be so stupid to land in Normandy! Even not the Allies! Tell me the real location!"
"I tell you it will be Normandy!"
"Any sound military commander knows it is too far sailing from Britain, and if they make it, their army will get stuck in the hedgerows! Roosevelt will never allow this risk in an election year! And there are ten more reasons not to do that! Where will they land?"
"Near Calais!"
"At last, you get reasonable, Fraulein!"
looks like the driver's paying the black guy to take her,
she must have been giving him a hard time!
looks like the driver's paying the black guy to take her,
she must have been giving him a hard time!
Dorothy sure does get around these days ...
"Where will the invasion take place! Tell me!"
"In Normandy! In Normandy! On the beaches north of Bayeux and Caen!"
"Do not try to fool me! No one will be so stupid to land in Normandy! Even not the Allies! Tell me the real location!"
"I tell you it will be Normandy!"
"Any sound military commander knows it is too far sailing from Britain, and if they make it, their army will get stuck in the hedgerows! Roosevelt will never allow this risk in an election year! And there are ten more reasons not to do that! Where will they land?"
"Near Calais!"
"At last, you get reasonable, Fraulein!"
Loxuru
Congratulations on intelligent and realistic text.
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