I'm pretty sure it is fakePp looks quietly at his hand.
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"I'll see you and raise you 20 minutes with my slave here...
You choose the whip."
Pp looks quietly at his hand.
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"Let's make it 24 hours with your slave and 2 with her Mistress......Pp will choose the whip for the slave but you can choose which one I use on you."
That is so like my Master and his old slave at 06.00 hrs.And Tree Who is the Boss? Garfield Januar 1980
You might want to check the "Terms and Rules" (bottom right of the screen) - sorry to be a killjoyA little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Ah.. thanks for the heads up.You might want to check the "Terms and Rules" (bottom right of the screen) - sorry to be a killjoy
Now THAT is funny!Yeah, it's a little bit close to the edge - but (unlike mummy and daddy) you've not quite fallen over
not at allYeah, it's a little bit close to the edge - but (unlike mummy and daddy) you've not quite fallen over
A hot 35 year-old brunette had just been convicted of driving without a license, habitual offender.
The judge said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I am sentencing you to crucifxion."
"That's the GOOD NEWS????????????? What's the BAD news??????????????"
"Ma'am," replied the judge, "I can see you are agitated. We'll wait to give you the bad news later."
The woman was stripped snaked, searched thoroughly in all her cavities and bound to a Saint Andrew's Cross, which was then raised. The agony in her crotch was indescribable. Then, as she began the Sisyphean up-and-down cycle to get away from the agony the agony turned into something else...
All of a sudden, one of the woman's crucifiers showed up right in front of her, holding a vibrator.
"The judge told me to wait until now to tell you the bad news," began the crucifier. "The bad news is, here is this lovely vibrator...only I am going to turn it on and leave it at your feet, just out of reach of where you really, really want it."