Of course!
How could I forget such sagacious advice!
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And it came to pass that one Wragg, a malefactor of note, came before the cross of Barbara, and didst kneel before it.
And he cried out unto her in a loud voice, saying, “Woe is me, for I am undone! For my sins are like scarlet and, verily, my demerits are more than the sands upon the seashore! What must I do to be saved?”
And she looked upon him with pity, and said unto him, “O Wragg, thou knowest what to do, for have not my servants Old Slave and Phlebas told thee, so that even a numbskull such as thou art can find the path of true righteousness? Is it not written by them in the scrolls of the Cruxforums?”
And he turned red, even as red as a beetroot, and he gulped, and did stammer, and was greatly confused, but he resolved to do as Old Slave and Phlebas had shown him, and to follow the path of true righteousness.
And so henceforth he did take her breasts with his hands, and didst twiddle her nipples with much application and fortitude, so that all who saw it became aware of the swelling of her nipples.
And all gasped in wonder, for such tumescence had never before been beheld in all that land, and has never been beheld since.
And Wragg saw that it was good.
So the malefactor Wragg continued with one hand upon her breasts, but he did cause the other to slide sensuously down her abdomen, down slowly towards a place that was wondrous in its warmth, and miraculous in the amount of moistness therein. And he found the place spoken of by the prophets Old Slave and Phlebas, that which the sages call the ‘g-spot’, and with his finger he did stimulate that spot.
And all gasped in wonder, for such moaning and writhing had never before been beheld in all that land, and has never been beheld since.
And Wragg saw that it was good.
Wragg thought deeply, and greatly he did frown, for behold, the Wise Men (that is to say, Old Slave and Phlebas) had taught of another wondrous thing he could do to cause Barbara to lift up the light of her countenance upon him. But he was buggered if he could remember what it was.
Lo, he need not have feared, for Barbara herself instructed him, groaning in a loud voice, “My clit, you fool! Please lick my clit!”
Wragg remembered what Old Slave and Phlebas had told him, and buried his face in her bush, and with his tongue he did seek, and with his tongue he did find. His labours were considerable, for much did she writhe and she danced upon her nails, but he diligently applied himself, for he thought, ‘I must walk this path of righteousness, no matter how much she wriggles, and no matter if I drown in all this fluid.’
And all gasped in wonder, for such an orgasm had never before been beheld in all that land, and has never been beheld since.
And Wragg saw that it was good.
Barbara thought it was good, too, because after a bit, when she’d recovered, she spake unto Wragg, saying, “Go in Peace, for thy sins are forgiven thee, and thy demerits are remembered no more.”
And Wragg was glad, and he rejoiced mightily. And he resolved within himself to buy Old Slave and Phlebas a pint the next time he saw them.