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After The Rebellion Of 2014

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Tree regrets he has not added to the story but he was working on his BATS Certification* today and to quote the comedian Gallagher "I don't know how you can start a forest fire with a cigarette butt when I can't get a fire going in my Hibachi with gasoline and hand grenades".

Needless to say the brush pile wouldn't light and I didn't pass my BATS test. Well it rained more that 3 inches the last few days and it was really humid today. Yeah, I flunked and there could be more rain coming...

Did I mention this isn't far from where Blaire, Messa, and Barbaria are crucified???

Tree

...I hope that girl bound to the stake doesn't starve to death before I can burn her...
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*Burned At The Stake Certification
 
thehangingtree said:
Tree regrets he has not added to the story but he was working on his BATS Certification* today and to quote the comedian Gallagher "I don't know how you can start a forest fire with a cigarette butt when I can't get a fire going in my Hibachi with gasoline and hand grenades".

Needless to say the brush pile wouldn't light and I didn't pass my BATS test. Well it rained more that 3 inches the last few days and it was really humid today. Yeah, I flunked and there could be more rain coming...

Did I mention this isn't far from where Blaire, Messa, and Barbaria are crucified???

Tree

...I hope that girl bound to the stake doesn't starve to death before I can burn her...
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*Burned At The Stake Certification
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Looks to me like all she has to do to escape is gnaw at the ropes......little instruction from RR and voila!
 
Morning broke and the sun quickly burned off the fog helped by a breeze that was picking up speed. There were some clouds but they didn’t look threatening- yet. Even though Messa and Barbaria had been nailed to their crosses through their stigmata the more than a dozen hours crucified the spikes had chaffed through their flesh and blood trickled down their arms and from their feet.

The crosses were arranged in an arc so the women could see each other’s agony more easily.
Messa said “I didn’t think it would as hard this time.”

“I didn’t either” Barbaria replied.

Gunner and Bull climbed the mound and met with a rather drunk Tree. After a few minutes Tree exclaimed “This is bullshit; I need so sleep!”

He turned to walk down the mound, stumbled, and proceeded to head over heels down the slope. How he managed not to spill his drink or drop his cigarette no one knows. Bull tossed the keys to his car to Ulrika and told her to drive Tree home then he walked over to Barbaria and asked “How are you, Partner?”

“I’ve had better days but I am worried about our little slave. How long will she be crucified?”

“You know I can’t tell you how long you’ll be up there.”

“I asked how long our slave will be crucified” Barbaria said.
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She knew it was the same amount of time as did Bull. He paused and said “She needs to make it to the next sunrise.”

“How is that possible? With five dice that would be 30 hours and we’d be down sometime around midnight tonight.”

“The judge pulled out some obscure European Yahtzee rule that if five sixes are rolled on the first roll you get an extra six.”

“What a load of crap; I’ve never heard of such a thing” Barbaria groaned.

“It’s true; he showed it to me!”

“You read the rule?”

“Well, no, I couldn’t because I can’t read Dutch but he showed it to me.”

“You fucking Neanderthal it was probably an e-mail from his mother!” Barbaria gasped.

“Hey cut us some slack; our slave’s parents bribed the judge to leave all of you crucified until you died and we got him down to 36 hours.”

“And how did you two geniuses negotiate that?”

“Gunner threatened to pump a thousand rounds of ammunition through his body. The judge can be reasoned with…”


T
 
thehangingtree said:
Morning broke and the sun quickly burned off the fog helped by a breeze that was picking up speed. There were some clouds but they didn’t look threatening- yet. Even though Messa and Barbaria had been nailed to their crosses through their stigmata the more than a dozen hours crucified the spikes had chaffed through their flesh and blood trickled down their arms and from their feet.

The crosses were arranged in an arc so the women could see each other’s agony more easily.
Messa said “I didn’t think it would as hard this time.”

“I didn’t either” Barbaria replied.

Gunner and Bull climbed the mound and met with a rather drunk Tree. After a few minutes Tree exclaimed “This is bullshit; I need so sleep!”

He turned to walk down the mound, stumbled, and proceeded to head over heels down the slope. How he managed not to spill his drink or drop his cigarette no one knows. Bull tossed the keys to his car to Ulrika and told her to drive Tree home then he walked over to Barbaria and asked “How are you, Partner?”

“I’ve had better days but I am worried about our little slave. How long will she be crucified?”

“You know I can’t tell you how long you’ll be up there.”

“I asked how long our slave will be crucified” Barbaria said.
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She knew it was the same amount of time as did Bull. He paused and said “She needs to make it to the next sunrise.”

“How is that possible? With five dice that would be 30 hours and we’d be down sometime around midnight tonight.”

“The judge pulled out some obscure European Yahtzee rule that if five sixes are rolled on the first roll you get an extra six.”

“What a load of crap; I’ve never heard of such a thing” Barbaria groaned.

“It’s true; he showed it to me!”

“You read the rule?”

“Well, no, I couldn’t because I can’t read Dutch but he showed it to me.”

“You fucking Neanderthal it was probably an e-mail from his mother!” Barbaria gasped.

“Hey cut us some slack; our slave’s parents bribed the judge to leave all of you crucified until you died and we got him down to 36 hours.”

“And how did you two geniuses negotiate that?”

“Gunner threatened to pump a thousand rounds of ammunition through his body. The judge can be reasoned with…”


T
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Yep.

That should convince Admi :rolleyes:
 
Erin home from the war.
 

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