Personally, I'd love to find a middle aged American woman to crucify. I'll lay her down on the floor, spread her arms wide open on a 4 by 4 beam. I'll tie her hands spread wide open, left and right. Then, I'll drive nails, not into her, but next to her wrists. If she is a true crucifixion fan, just the act of driving nails next to her suspended wrists will drive her to orgasm! If she doesn't climax for me, I'll place a thick rope through her pussy, and place a vibrator on her crotchrope. If the nails don't give her a climax, I know the vibrator on the cunt cutter rope will bring her to climax! Yum! She'll enjoy and so will I!
If she's stubborn, and she doesn't climax for me, I'll tie her to the kitchen table, naked. Every inch of her skin will be covered with honey. I'll eat. I'll enjoy. Next, she is covered by chocolate. I'll eat. I'll enjoy. Last, I'll cover her naked body with hot chocolate fondue sauce. She'll climax. Oh yes, she'll climax.....