Aha! The fine print of the Magna Carta Libertatum (1215)!We simply lack building codes that might apply to expanding an existing medieval dungeon, much less constructing an outdoor scaffold and gibbet, or mounting heavy timber crosses in a rose garden. You see our dilemma?”
If he’d only asked, I’m sure Eulalia would have informed of that fact.Aha! The fine print of the Magna Carta Libertatum (1215)!
"The King can decree building codes. However, nobility shall be exempt of submission to such codes, for projects of dungeons, scaffolds, gibbets and other edifices designated for enforcement of law, providing that these will be erected within the boundaries of the noble's estate!"
I would not dare messing with the Magna Carta!If he’d only asked, I’m sure Eulalia would have informed of that fact.
So either he already knew it to be true, or it’s not and Loxoru just made it up.
There aren't many Building Control Officers who know how to conjugate their Latin verbs.Your lovely Eulalia, here, has kept me quite entertained. She’s really quite knowledgeable and I’ve learned some fascinating things from her.”
Is that older than the Cruxforums Terms and Rules?earliest known written building code may be found in the Code of Hammurabi
It can be arranged, but not sure about the other part. This is Barb we're talking about. Mr Buildwright already funds himself in blue text on a certain website....discretely arranged?
I believe the expression on my face on that last pic best defines what I think about this
Silly question. They may not be that old, but they are sacred and woe be onto any mortal who dares to transgress them!Is that older than the Cruxforums Terms and Rules?
Funny, Eul claims she has never met Ben.There aren't many Building Control Officers who know how to conjugate their Latin verbs.
(Conjugate, yes. Latin verbs, most assuredly no.)
Is that older than the Cruxforums Terms and Rules?
Eul has a copy of those etched in two tablets of stone handed to her by a chap with a long beard while she was up Ben Nevis once
two tablets of stone handed to her by a chap with a long beard while she was up Ben Nevis once
Actually, He said to her, "I M who I M."Funny, Eul claims she has never met Ben.
Isn't it astonishing how quickly the word 'problems' seems to be followed by the word 'Barb'?two problems with that.”
“Only two? With the day I’m having … no … never mind … enlighten me.”
“For one, m’Lord, Barb
What? Are you trying to hang it on me, Briggs? I should be able to leave my maids in whatever 'situation I please without some nosey photography barging in and snapping away!the compromising situation in which you left her.”
What's that phrase young Barb uses? 'Oh, shit!' That's it. Oh, shit! Ohshitohshitohshitohshitoshit. Oh, shit!"a Ms Prudely …rather a dour tempered sort … and quite appropriately named, if I may say so. She’s told me that she’s come to express official concerns over the content of our proposed event. I noticed that she’s come armed with advance copies of some of Fossy’s promotional material.
"As long as it isn't that 'Seagrams' bilge which that Yankee fellow with the hat insists on drinking!“Capital idea, Briggs. I could use that! Thank you!”
But tell her to kindly lace that cup of tea with a generous dose of Joan’s horny potion.”
MISS...ER...HELLO, MISS. OH, DEAR, SHE'S IN A DEAD FAINT, AND I SHOULD KNOW. I WONDER WHAT STARTLED HER LIKE THAT. I'M DRESSED, AND QUITE NORMALLY TOO. ANYWAY, SHE'S NOT DEAD - I'D CERTAINLY KNOW THAT. WHAT'S THE FIRST AID STEPS? OH, YES. LET'S LOOSEN THAT RATHER TIGHT LOOKING CLOTHING FOR YOU...GOODNESS, IS THAT A REAL CORSET? HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN...WELL, BEST NOT SAY. THAT WOULD DATE ME, WOULDN'T IT? THERE, ALL NICELY FREE OF CONSTRICTING FABRICS. OH, A CALLING CARD - MS. A. PRUDELY - WELL MY DEAR, MISS PRUDELY, THERE YOU ARE. ALL BETTER NOW? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU SEE, NO NEED TO LOOK SO ALARMED. YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE, I ASSURE YOU. CAN I GET YOU SOME TEA?“I’m afraid she’s made the acquaintance of Mr @Jollyrei , who just happened to wander into the library. It seems Ms Prudely promptly fainted and is presently lying sprawled out on the library floor.
I see that we're no longer just satisfied with the idea of a whiskey. Mind you, I'm not sure what Mrs. Briggs will make of the situation in the library.“Right. Please call Mrs. Briggs, as you suggest, Briggs. But tell her to kindly lace that cup of tea with a generous dose of Joan’s horny potion.”