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montycrusto
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twonines
LIMERICUS
You prefer them older because they`re more grateful?
Those are not official GSA uniform shoes she is wearing...
M
montycrusto
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No but I bet they are useful for getting stones out of horses' hooves
A blind chap, who ceased to be glum
When placing his hands on her bum
He read, out aloud
"You know she is proud
"That never she swallows the cum!"
Old Pat, feeling quite lucky, too
At sharing his bedroom with you
In fact, he grew slimmer
While using his Zimmer
As round the four-poster he flew!
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montycrusto
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Good heavens, “teasing”? Me??
How that’s possible, I really don’t see.
How can you be gleaning
A secondary meaning,
When there’s barely a first one? Beats me!
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montycrusto
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“Which story is the most cruel?”
I.P.C.G. by Eul
Must be a contender,
It’s quite a mind-bender
And shines like a very dark jewel..
I.P.C.G. by Eul
Must be a contender,
It’s quite a mind-bender
And shines like a very dark jewel..
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montycrusto
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I can make no refutations
Of such worthy recommendations..
Partly because
The REAL torture was
A couple of my illustrations
Of such worthy recommendations..
Partly because
The REAL torture was
A couple of my illustrations
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montycrusto
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I was busily mopping the floor,
When there came a loud knock at the door.
‘Twas a bunch of Goths
Waving barbarous cloths,
Saying “Pay us, and we’ll do the chore”
Footnote: relates distantly (!) to events in @Praefectus Praetorio ’s magnificent story
When there came a loud knock at the door.
‘Twas a bunch of Goths
Waving barbarous cloths,
Saying “Pay us, and we’ll do the chore”
Footnote: relates distantly (!) to events in @Praefectus Praetorio ’s magnificent story
The Fate of a Goth Girl
I started this in my "Shorter Subjects" thread, but it has grown to a full-length story. Therefore, I shall paste the story to date here and continue here.
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montycrusto
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They did a good job I must say,
And willingly then did I pay.
“It looks so much cleaner!”
They said “Where’s the arena?
Our friend’s to be crucified today!”
And willingly then did I pay.
“It looks so much cleaner!”
They said “Where’s the arena?
Our friend’s to be crucified today!”
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montycrusto
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“Ye gods!” I exclaimed, “we must hurry,
For I think (and it fills me with worry)
That the life of your friend
May very soon end,
As the scourge-blows rain down in a flurry!”
For I think (and it fills me with worry)
That the life of your friend
May very soon end,
As the scourge-blows rain down in a flurry!”
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montycrusto
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To the arena we traveled in haste,
And arrived hot and tired, and red-faced.
I remarked, at the gate,
“I pray we’re not too late
And your friend’s not been whipped to a paste!”
And arrived hot and tired, and red-faced.
I remarked, at the gate,
“I pray we’re not too late
And your friend’s not been whipped to a paste!”
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montycrusto
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At that moment, a deafening scream
Rent the air (or so it did seem),
The Goths said as one,
“Oh shit! They’ve begun!
They’re turning Barb into whipped cream!”
Rent the air (or so it did seem),
The Goths said as one,
“Oh shit! They’ve begun!
They’re turning Barb into whipped cream!”