Blackbarb tried to show no fear,
When attached to the running gear.
But she lost so much hide,
When thrown over the side,
That she shed many a copious tear.
This thread has now come of age,
Having reached its one hundredth page.
So let’s raise a glass
To that tight little ass,
Which inspires us at every stage.
While steering her starship through space,
Some Klingons began to give chase.
“Oh, stop klinging on!”
Barb exclaimed, “Just be gone!
Stop stalking me, it’s a disgrace!”
To Barb, space proves no block,
She`s cavorted with Scottie and Spock.
"I`ve had Captain Kirk,"
She said with a smirk,
In a comment that was really ad hoc.
Said I, “Well, Barb, you’re in luck;
By your argument’s logic, I’m struck.
What’s more I confess
That to watch you undress
For the cane, makes me hard as F***
I tie her down over a table,
And thrash her as hard as I’m able.
“Best thrashing ever!”
Says Barb, “You’re so clever!”,
I know. I’m a genius. And stable.
The explorers, Lewis and Clark,
Took Barb with them just for a lark.
She came to them nightly,
And kept them both sprightly,
By sucking their dicks after dark.
Les très beaux Calvaires d’Anjou,
Une femme accrochée par des clous.
C’est pas confortable,
Mais, chose remarquable,
J’apperçois une sourire â sa joue.
As we fall off the end of the year,
Drinking Seagrams or Riesling or beer,
Let us hope the next one
Will be rather more fun,
Best wishes to everyone here!
As we fall off the end of the year,
Drinking Seagrams or Riesling or beer,
Let us hope the next one
Will be rather more fun,
Best wishes to everyone here!
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