Wragg and Roland were using rather more conventional horses which they’d tethered out of sight. They were making good their escape from Kibonreju’s den. Barb and Wragg were on one horse, and Roland on another, as they headed for the spot where they’d planned to meet Repertor and the others.
“Ye Gods!” said Roland, watching events unfold. “They’ve got flying horses!”
Wragg and Barb followed his pointing finger. “What’s happening?” Barb had spent hundreds of years in a cave, sunlight was still painful.
“There’s some kind of firefight going on, YES!!!!” Wragg raised his fist in triumph as a horse tumbled from the sky.
“Oh, look! They are slaughtering them!” yelled Roland, gleefully. “I didn’t expect flying horses, but they’re knocking them down like…….Oh.”
“Oh dear, “ agreed Wragg, as a cloud enveloped the sleeping witch’s nipple.
“That’s not good,” commented Roland.
“Oh, please God, let them be OK!” prayed Barb.
“Amen,” agreed Roland and Wragg in unison.
They watched in silence, and then Barb said quietly, “I can hear Messaline screaming.”
The hairs stood up on the back of Wragg’s neck.
“I will tell you precisely what will happen next,” announced Barbaria. “Flying horses will lift her off that mountain and fly her to the cave.”
The two men watched aghast as flying horses lifted Messaline, on her cross, high into the air over the mountain. “How did you…” began Wragg.
“How did I know? Because that is exactly what happened to me. And let me assure you, it scared the shit out of me.”
“Poor Messaline…..” Wragg looked stunned.
“We have a problem.” Roland was the one proactively considering the situation. “It’ll take them, what, ten minutes to get back to the cave. Within five minutes they’ll find you gone. With flying horses I’d say they’ll find us within another ten minutes. Max 15. So, unless we do something, you and I, Sir Rupert, have approximately half an hour left to live, and you, my lady, will be back on your cross within the hour.”
“Where’s Repertor when you need him?” grumbled Wragg.
Roland waved at the mountain. “I’d say he was busy. Let’s at least head for those trees, not that it would need much brains to figure out we might be there, but it could win us a few more precious minutes!”
Barbaria screamed. “What the hell is THAT?”
“That I can be confident about.” Wragg saw a ray of hope. “That is a dragon, and his name is Freddie. Fear not, he’s quite friendly when you get to know him.”
“No.” Roland contradicted. “It’s not Freddie. It’s greyer than Freddie, maybe slightly larger. Maybe slightly less friendly, too. I think we really are in the soup now.”
“If it isn’t friendly,” asked Barb, “why is there a woman sitting on it?”
Wragg squinted. “Good God in Heaven above! Thessela! Am I ever glad to see you!”
“Hi Wragg!” called Thessela. “Meet Sophie! Isn’t she just SO cute?”