It looks like you are Having Barbaria over. Your grocery list is fine since Barb gets most of her calories from the alcohol. You might want to pick up a noose in the household supplies aisle.
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twonines
LIMERICUS
Sometimes, he delegates the job to his good lady wife, who is something of an expert with whip, birch and cane.I don't know. Wragg generally uses some sort of whip (and a broom and dustpan of course to sweep up the broken glass).
I did not know that lady Wragg was related to Joan Tree. Never suspected that, what with the differences in cultural level.
twonines
LIMERICUS
She probably isn`t, but they do appear to have interests in common.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I see many vegetables in the shopping cart! That's good for a healthy lifestyle!
Also good to show people the way to live longer!
NOT REALLY NECESSARY. PEOPLE TEND TO VISIT ME AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN NOOSED, OR WHATEVER. IT DOES SAVE ME SOME LITTLE MONEY ON HARDWARE. IT'S THE FOOD THAT GETS ME. ONE HAS TO BE HOSPITABLE.
PEOPLE LIVE LONGER. I DON'T HAVE TO WORK SO HARD SOME DAYS. WIN-WIN, I SAY.
NOW, IF THE CAT WOULD JUST LET ME GET A FEW MORE MINUTES SLEEP...
Well said. I should have realized it. Be as hospitable to Barb as you can.....as long as she lives.NOT REALLY NECESSARY. PEOPLE TEND TO VISIT ME AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN NOOSED, OR WHATEVER. IT'S THE FOOD THAT GETS ME. ONE HAS TO BE HOSPITABLE.
And at Holyrood! (The Scottish Parliament)Of course there was plenty of "clan-on- clan" combat in previous centuries. Now they just fight each other on the golf course.
The English aristocracy has been largely maintained these past 100 years by canny marriages to American heiresses
malins
Stumbling Seeker
so we missed each other by several weeks as it was late August ... we did yellowstone as well though ... the family was in those years getting bounced around the US due to the company my father worked for, and with that opportunity given, we did see the sights. I must have a box somewhere still with Bicentennial paraphernalia ...
Darth Agonoth
Magistrate
Hello there,
Found the place.
Found the place.
Darth Agonoth
Magistrate
I wonder what the ranks are. I have already ascended to Assistant Executioner, but I couldn't find any listings about this.
I think they might be in this thread? I’ll have a dig
Assistant Executioner already? You’ve been here like literally 5 minutes!
I only know two people to rise so quickly on arrival in the past 3.5 years - myself and @wulf
Here you go:
0 - 9 posts: Condemned
10 - 19: Onlooker
20 - 39: Spectator
40 - 59: Guard
60 - 99: Assistant Executioner
100 - 199: Executioner
200 - 499: Magistrate
500 - 999: Governor
1000 - 1999: Tribune
2000 - 4999: Senator
5000 - 9999: Consul
10000: God-Emperor
And if you do special favours, a Mod might give you a special custom title, I won’t tell you what I had to give @Eulalia for mine, but I can assure you she understands the value of extremely painful submission…
List “Stolen” from
This thread
Darth Agonoth
Magistrate
Thanks! This what you get when the chatty, graphomaniac kid joins the forumAssistant Executioner already? You’ve been here like literally 5 minutes!
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And don't worry, you only need 22 more posts to become an Executioner.This what you get when the chatty, graphomaniac kid joins the forum
Darth Agonoth
Magistrate
Mikerytel
Senator
https://www.misscourtney.co.uk/blank I’ll hopefully be in London on vacation next year and was looking at her rates and their affordable, domiantrices in nyc want $1000+ lol. Some of her videos she whips outdoors but doesn’t seem to be an option unfortunately. Quick update her Hereford dungeon is in a remote area but not reserved for first timers, however a £2500 deposit gets you a prison stay up there
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Mikerytel
Senator
I'd be you're first sign-upPerhaps I need a career change!
I suppose I could offer Linkie-Hunting breaks in The Northern Forest for that sort of fee, with the promise of whipping a compliant linkie, if you can catch her!