“I didn’t… kill him. I didn’t… know … I’d be … crucified. We only… wanted to… get away.”
“You left Diana behind. You knew she’d be crucified.”
“I knew…I’d… be crucified.” Diana had been listening. “Even this… is better than…being… with him.”
I climbed down, and then I attended to Emil’s sign. Once I’d got the nail out of my teeth, I asked Diana, “So you were prepared to die on a cross so that Emil and Dilla could escape?”
“Yes,” she managed.
“I’m sorry… Diana.” I was sure Emil was sorry.
“Not your fault, Emil,” I offered. “I don’t think you had long to plan. Gnaeus set out as soon as he got the message from Tiburcus. It’s only a ten minute walk, and Tiburcus was dead when Gnaeus got there.”
“I heard him…” said Diana, as I climbed up her cross. ‘Take this… to Gnaeus…the carnifex,’ he said. I leaned on her patibulum and listened. She obviously wanted to talk. But she needed air. She howled as she forced herself up the cross. The whole cross swayed as she did so, and me with it. I dropped the sign and spat out the nail and got my hands under her armpits. For the first time since I’d crucified her, her weight was taken by something other than nails. I wasn’t sure how long I could hold her, though.
“Oh, wow,” she said. “That’s better! You’re still a scumbag, but thank you!”
“I can’t stay like this for long, though.”
“Can you… can you wrap your arms around me? It would be easier for you, and it’s nice to feel the warmth of another human being, even a scumbag.”
So, to the delight of the spectators, and the consternation of the soldier, that is what I did. The stipes was between us, yes, but my arms were right around her upper body, one hand on each breast.
“Are you supposed to be doing that, mate?” asked the soldier.
“If there’s something she needs to tell us, which there is, we have to take the weight for a while so she can breathe.”
“And it’s pure coincidence that you’ve got her by the tits?”
“If it was you, I’d have you by the tits. Now shut up and let her speak!”
“If you get me down, you know I’ll marry you?” asked Diana, her nipples hardening.
“Till death us do part,” I retorted. “About an hour, in other words. Plus a while to die on our crosses. An offer I can refuse.”
“Can I… tell you the… story? Instead… of her?” asked Dilla, hopefully.
“You had your chance, Dilla, and cosy though this is, I can’t stay here all day, and Diana is going to tell me what you did to Tiburcus.”
“I.. didn’t!” protested Dilla, but I still didn’t believe her.
“I wish you could stay,” murmured Diana. “Please?” She turned her head, inviting me to kiss her. “I bet you’ve got a hard-on.”
I had, as a matter of fact. But I didn’t kiss her. If I had, I’d probably have ripped out her nails with my teeth. Until that sentry stuck me with his sword.
“Diana, you have ten seconds to tell me what happened until I let go. One…. Two…. “
“Scumbag. Okay. So the stupid errand-boy went off as fast as his legs could carry him. I’d heard the row about that fucking dead rose, anything like that would send him into a rage. So when I heard him sending for the carnifex I raced out to the tool-shed to find Emil.
“’Emil’, I said, ‘that rose! He’s sent for the carnifex!’
“’What? Diana, it was a rose! He’s not going to crucify me over a rose!’
“’He is. He’s crucified slaves for less than that before. Run. I’ll distract him. Take Dilla and run for your lives!’
“So I went in there to Tiburcus’ room, slipped out of my robe, and started to rub his cock. But he was in a foul mood and he was having none of it. He told me to stop being a slut, and to go to my room, because he was expecting a visitor.
“I did up my robe, and went out into the garden. Emil and Dilla had gone, to my relief. But I knew that Tiburcus would know I’d warned them. He was getting tired of me, anyway, spending more time with prostitutes than me. So I picked up Emil’s spade, and smashed the brains out of that bastard. What difference did it make? I was heading for this cross in any case.”
I let go of her. She shrieked as she fell back onto her outstretched arms. I went back down my ladder, grabbed the sign and the nail, and climbed back up. I banged the sign ‘DIANA HOMICIDA’ into place without caring how much it hurt her. But she was writhing in agony, and I had a wild ride on my ladder, so I got myself back on Terra Firma as quickly as I could.
“Well, I guess I should thank you for your honesty, Diana. Why did you tell Gnaeus it was Dilla?”
She was still screaming and fighting her cross.
“WHY, DIANA?” I thundered.
“I was…scared… of THIS!!! I… can’t think… why….”
Gnaeus, and all he signified, was an imposing sight. She’d seen him and grabbed at the only chance, however slim, that she had of escaping crucifixion. And she’d lied to me, all that ‘you know I’ve never hurt anyone’ stuff, to try to coax me into freeing her. Maybe I didn’t blame her. And now, at last, she’d told me the truth.
And, like I said, good riddance to Tiburcus, I wondered if I might have taken a spade to his head if he’d been my master.
I went up to the legionary. “You can tell your centurion that it was her.”
“So I heard.”
“We got to the truth.”
“You looked as though you hated every second of it.”
“Yes. A bastard of a job, but somebody had to do it!” I grinned at him, and thumped him playfully on the shoulder. Gods, it was nice not to be a slave any more.
“Aulus…” Dilla’s voice.
“What, Dilla?”
“Get me down. Please?”
“I’m sorry, Dilla…”
“You know… I’m not… a murderess… now.”
“No, but I’m sorry. You’re still an escaped slave. For which the punishment is still crucifixion. But I could change your sign, if you like?”
“But you’re… not…. a slave… anymore. You could… get me.. down.”
I didn’t think she’d been listening to me, so I just looked at her.
“Slaves don’t… talk to… soldiers… like that.”
“Maybe not. I’ll come back and see you, Dilla. Tonight, before sundown.
“Aulus! Please!”
“See you later, Dilla.”
“You left Diana behind. You knew she’d be crucified.”
“I knew…I’d… be crucified.” Diana had been listening. “Even this… is better than…being… with him.”
I climbed down, and then I attended to Emil’s sign. Once I’d got the nail out of my teeth, I asked Diana, “So you were prepared to die on a cross so that Emil and Dilla could escape?”
“Yes,” she managed.
“I’m sorry… Diana.” I was sure Emil was sorry.
“Not your fault, Emil,” I offered. “I don’t think you had long to plan. Gnaeus set out as soon as he got the message from Tiburcus. It’s only a ten minute walk, and Tiburcus was dead when Gnaeus got there.”
“I heard him…” said Diana, as I climbed up her cross. ‘Take this… to Gnaeus…the carnifex,’ he said. I leaned on her patibulum and listened. She obviously wanted to talk. But she needed air. She howled as she forced herself up the cross. The whole cross swayed as she did so, and me with it. I dropped the sign and spat out the nail and got my hands under her armpits. For the first time since I’d crucified her, her weight was taken by something other than nails. I wasn’t sure how long I could hold her, though.
“Oh, wow,” she said. “That’s better! You’re still a scumbag, but thank you!”
“I can’t stay like this for long, though.”
“Can you… can you wrap your arms around me? It would be easier for you, and it’s nice to feel the warmth of another human being, even a scumbag.”
So, to the delight of the spectators, and the consternation of the soldier, that is what I did. The stipes was between us, yes, but my arms were right around her upper body, one hand on each breast.
“Are you supposed to be doing that, mate?” asked the soldier.
“If there’s something she needs to tell us, which there is, we have to take the weight for a while so she can breathe.”
“And it’s pure coincidence that you’ve got her by the tits?”
“If it was you, I’d have you by the tits. Now shut up and let her speak!”
“If you get me down, you know I’ll marry you?” asked Diana, her nipples hardening.
“Till death us do part,” I retorted. “About an hour, in other words. Plus a while to die on our crosses. An offer I can refuse.”
“Can I… tell you the… story? Instead… of her?” asked Dilla, hopefully.
“You had your chance, Dilla, and cosy though this is, I can’t stay here all day, and Diana is going to tell me what you did to Tiburcus.”
“I.. didn’t!” protested Dilla, but I still didn’t believe her.
“I wish you could stay,” murmured Diana. “Please?” She turned her head, inviting me to kiss her. “I bet you’ve got a hard-on.”
I had, as a matter of fact. But I didn’t kiss her. If I had, I’d probably have ripped out her nails with my teeth. Until that sentry stuck me with his sword.
“Diana, you have ten seconds to tell me what happened until I let go. One…. Two…. “
“Scumbag. Okay. So the stupid errand-boy went off as fast as his legs could carry him. I’d heard the row about that fucking dead rose, anything like that would send him into a rage. So when I heard him sending for the carnifex I raced out to the tool-shed to find Emil.
“’Emil’, I said, ‘that rose! He’s sent for the carnifex!’
“’What? Diana, it was a rose! He’s not going to crucify me over a rose!’
“’He is. He’s crucified slaves for less than that before. Run. I’ll distract him. Take Dilla and run for your lives!’
“So I went in there to Tiburcus’ room, slipped out of my robe, and started to rub his cock. But he was in a foul mood and he was having none of it. He told me to stop being a slut, and to go to my room, because he was expecting a visitor.
“I did up my robe, and went out into the garden. Emil and Dilla had gone, to my relief. But I knew that Tiburcus would know I’d warned them. He was getting tired of me, anyway, spending more time with prostitutes than me. So I picked up Emil’s spade, and smashed the brains out of that bastard. What difference did it make? I was heading for this cross in any case.”
I let go of her. She shrieked as she fell back onto her outstretched arms. I went back down my ladder, grabbed the sign and the nail, and climbed back up. I banged the sign ‘DIANA HOMICIDA’ into place without caring how much it hurt her. But she was writhing in agony, and I had a wild ride on my ladder, so I got myself back on Terra Firma as quickly as I could.
“Well, I guess I should thank you for your honesty, Diana. Why did you tell Gnaeus it was Dilla?”
She was still screaming and fighting her cross.
“WHY, DIANA?” I thundered.
“I was…scared… of THIS!!! I… can’t think… why….”
Gnaeus, and all he signified, was an imposing sight. She’d seen him and grabbed at the only chance, however slim, that she had of escaping crucifixion. And she’d lied to me, all that ‘you know I’ve never hurt anyone’ stuff, to try to coax me into freeing her. Maybe I didn’t blame her. And now, at last, she’d told me the truth.
And, like I said, good riddance to Tiburcus, I wondered if I might have taken a spade to his head if he’d been my master.
I went up to the legionary. “You can tell your centurion that it was her.”
“So I heard.”
“We got to the truth.”
“You looked as though you hated every second of it.”
“Yes. A bastard of a job, but somebody had to do it!” I grinned at him, and thumped him playfully on the shoulder. Gods, it was nice not to be a slave any more.
“Aulus…” Dilla’s voice.
“What, Dilla?”
“Get me down. Please?”
“I’m sorry, Dilla…”
“You know… I’m not… a murderess… now.”
“No, but I’m sorry. You’re still an escaped slave. For which the punishment is still crucifixion. But I could change your sign, if you like?”
“But you’re… not…. a slave… anymore. You could… get me.. down.”
I didn’t think she’d been listening to me, so I just looked at her.
“Slaves don’t… talk to… soldiers… like that.”
“Maybe not. I’ll come back and see you, Dilla. Tonight, before sundown.
“Aulus! Please!”
“See you later, Dilla.”